patdelaney

Area dad.

[patdelaney @patdelaney]

Just on hold for the last 45 minutes with @TheMDTA, and i get down to 2 minutes left. Now my wait is 43 minutes again. Why don't you just admit the systems are down? This is completely ridiculous.

[patdelaney @patdelaney]

So @TheMDTA sends EZpass tolls that get here yesterday. Mailed in December. From April. Already past due, meaning $188 in fines. Good news is their site kicks me off after waiting on chat for 200 slots. The silver lining? The phone system also kicks me off after an hour on hold.

[patdelaney @patdelaney]

Important update here: I left the chat window open from 5p yesterday *overnight* until now, and I'm still stalled at 4th in line. Back on hold with @TheMDTA.

[patdelaney @patdelaney]

Snapped my wedding ring pulling stumps out of the front bed at the request of my wife. That, friends, is called a metaphor.

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

To the people of the world making food a bright light in dark times: thank you from the bottom of my heart. No single donation or gesture by itself can end hunger. But today we write a new chapter—no action too small, no idea too bold, no problem too big for us to solve together.

[patdelaney @patdelaney]

wut

[Medium @Medium]

"Geriatric millennials" (born between 1980 and 1985) are best positioned to lead teams that will thrive in the hybrid workplace," writes @ericadhawan. https://t.co/e0jSyj6eJY

[The Hill @thehill]

Minnesota governor: "Go get vaccinated so you’re alive to vote against me in the next election" https://t.co/b8SWI9fEA9

[The Hill @thehill]

1,000 feral cats released onto Chicago streets to tackle rat explosion https://t.co/7uNgG5gQEa

[patdelaney @patdelaney]

Shortly before I graduated high school.

[Anne Rogers @anne__rogers]

The #Royals win, 3-2. It's their first four-game sweep on the road since May 7-10, 1999. (!)

They are 14-7, atop the American League as Monday night's slate of games begin.

[patdelaney @patdelaney]

This has @mjstranz written all over it.

[patdelaney @patdelaney]

I love this so much it hurts.

[patdelaney @patdelaney]

Took a much needed Twitter break, but no better reason to hop back on than to report that the indomitable Joe Quattrone, "Joe Q" of Rayburn Barbershop and bespoke sausage fame, is alive and well and behind the chair cutting hair in RHOB today.