Patrick Dort

When in doubt, zoom out

[Patrick Dort @patdort]

@KidKoivuFoles @sxnnymac They were playing hide and seek and he couldn’t find them and took a bathroom break

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@Namedropper5000 @sxnnymac I mean damn chill he’s a little distracted having 8 people laugh in his face

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@mishacollins Wait, he’s an assbutt in real life?

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@AlexHorne @hornesection @gdavies Thank you @AlexHorne you’ve got fans for life here in Canada, we love taskmaster and there’s even a 3D printed Greg Davies head waiting for momma at home 😂

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My wife is a champion of champions! 5 points. And what did we learn today?… childbirth is a bitch and all you mommas out there are amazing! @AlexHorne @hornesection @gdavies

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@Bee_Bailey Bandit in real life

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He’s learning how to give kisses ❤️ https://t.co/YL9ATiz9bU

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/g0UGuZMkF8

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@JustinMcElroy “You come into my yard and you KICK my dog”

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@Gavaa23 What if it don’t go back up to 4200 tho?

[Reginald  @Sheer__Opulence]

This shit right here used to taste GODLY

[Ea-Nasir @alistaircoleman]

It is the 4th birthday of one of my finest-crafted tweets.

[Patrick Dort @patdort]

@ZooeyDeschanel Boob, boob, vagina, buttcheek, buttcheek

[Sean Paul @duttypaul]

In these covid times make sure u have the right temperature

[Patrick Dort @patdort]

@elonmusk RFST

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@YOYOLIKETHETOY One republic my G??

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@YOYOLIKETHETOY Bro, sometimes I just be Odee’n

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

[Patrick Dort @patdort]

@BertoRex88 @HenryLovesYou Well in that case, I know I’m not Henry but Hail Robert!! And when your down in the dumps just think “WWJDD*

[Patrick Dort @patdort]

He’s gonna uppercut Santas beard off 😂