I was ridiculously high when I set up my facial recognition on my iPhone X. Now I have to squint my eyes for my phone to recognize me. π
#stonerfail
My boyfriend is the type of guy who LOVES to watch 50 First Dates and P.S. I Love You with me, but heβs also the type of guy who yells at me when I want to hold his hand π
Destynee, I miss you so much! You were the hi-light of my work day! We just saw each other the other day and made plans to hang out π you were so kind, and so funny ! You will be missed ! R.I.P. ! πππ
To the Walmart employee who had the balls to ask me βshould you really be buying two bottles of wine right now?β Fuck. You. These babies are alive and well and I promise you Iβve drank waaaayy more than 2 bottles π