Patty

Socially awkward. Perpetually hungry. I have way too intense feelings about things.

[Patty @pateetsie]

Lord willing na ako to ignore everyone else on that damn list just please please PLEASE let Bam and Kiko make the Top Twelve please please PLEASE 😭😭😭

[Patty @pateetsie]

With the way they’ve been playing Dilaw incessantly the past couple of months to build up the movie, the premiere night was the perfect opportunity to wear THE Andie Anderson dress. It physically pains me that her stylists missed the chance and made her wear… that instead 😭😭

[×͜× @RuggedRyan_]

Those overly religious people are some of the worst people you’ll ever meet .

[🪐kerrigan @hucklemoonberry]

ONE of the worst parts of this whole thing is Ethan slater is ugly

[Patty @pateetsie]

What she did is deplorable and it’s only right that she faces the consequences of her actions but at the same time IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO why is she the only one being crucified and apologizing for this. Yung isa cheater na, coward pa the worst of the worst naman talaga 🤮

[Ganiel Krishnan @KrishnanGaniel]

JUST IN: Kapamilya actress Maris Racal has spoken out following the controversy sparked by Jamela Villanueva, the ex-girlfriend of actor Anthony Jennings, who shared screenshots of private messages between Racal and Jennings on social media. Here’s the full link of her statement- https://t.co/2rHgUe7fmx | @ABSCBNNews

[Patty @pateetsie]

First the election then this. America has finally lost its marbles ISTG

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Benny Blanco for PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024 issue.

[𝐣𝐫𝐠 🌼⚾️ @jessakah_]

I keep seeing people ask how millennials are the only people who can see through the online bullsht. And I’ll tell you how. Bc we didn’t always have the internet but once we did, every single school paper needed 10 reliable website sources and none could be Wikipedia or a dot com

[Patty @pateetsie]

Scuse you we INVENTED the VP downgrade what are you talking about

(Gotta say the competition with America for this is pretty tight though)

[Patty @pateetsie]

Aww fuck you 72,083,860 Americans you just passed up on a good one.

I hope you enjoy your new season of The Handmaid’s Tale. Dumbasses.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Kamala Harris: "We must accept the results of this election. Earlier today, I spoke with President-elect Trump and congratulated him on his victory. I also told him that we will help him and his team with their transition and that we will engage in a peaceful transfer of power."

[rizal ❦ @Aaliyahzin]

This is not Kamala’s fault btw. She worked her ass off to a beautiful campaign with the ~100 days she had. She’s arguably the most qualified US presidential candidate ever, with prior experience in all 3 branches of government. Americans simply voted against their best interest.

[Patty @pateetsie]

Not only do you get Trump you also get JD FUCKING VANCE what the actual fuck is wrong with you America

[Patty @pateetsie]

Greatest country in the world my ass.

[Patty @pateetsie]

Like you know expected it from red neck states but it’s still absolutely unfathomable how anyone can vote for a felon who is incoherent most of the time, has spent a questionable amount of time with younger women and who uses an insane amount of bronzer 😩😩

[Patty @pateetsie]

Election anxiety is real.

[Patty @pateetsie]

Make it Katie Holmes and the world will have healed itself again I SWEAR DO ITTTTTTTT

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

What if we put Joshua Jackson in a big budget romcom with a charming co-lead????

[Patty @pateetsie]

I’ve loved him since 2008 and all my school books were wrapped with news articles about him. I love him, I love him so much. 😍

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

Joshua Jackson’s response to them playing the Dawson’s Creek theme tune as he walks out with Matt Bomer at the Emmys is actually adorable

[Patty @pateetsie]

I love Twitter please don’t ever go away 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

A little bait on rally attendance and boom "they're eating the dogs!"

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

A new TV series called Prosecutor vs. Felon is on ABC tonight.

[Patty @pateetsie]

“Run Spot, run” just might be the soundbite for this debate.

Taena Trump kalokohan ka 😂