Pat F Brooks

Just an average joe looking for a place to make crude juvenile humor. My wife refuses to follow me!

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

I'm no lawyer, but I like doing things Pro-bonor.

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

There is an article going around discussing if sex is safe during this virus outbreak. I can attest so far so good (twice in fact)!! Sadly I do think I am symptomatic, even though the CDC does not specifically list wrist pain.

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

The moment you have to pull your pre-teen daughter aside and explain that "NO, air biscuit and whisker biscuit are not interchangeable".

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

Looks like Christmas came early this year.… https://t.co/CdoQwNdlEH

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

@SageTitaniumPDX do you have stickers for sale to go along with the T-shirts?

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

Pink is the new black. @defeet #hillrepeats #prettyinpink #sockdoping https://t.co/kR3r0HY0Za

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

Always carry a sled, cause you never know when some sledding might break out. @ CBS Sports https://t.co/KIzYyUmaAO

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

Sledding in Morganton expected vs reality. #sleddingfail @ CBS Sports https://t.co/J470CjO2Dr

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

That time you found out your friend lost 12 pounds and got to stay in bed for 2 days after getting the Noro-virus and you think to yourself, "You didn't have to run a single mile AND you got to stay in bed".....How can I get that?

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

Where my ho ho ho's at? #christmasparty #santa https://t.co/Y7BzV8BNkq

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

Maybe, if you can't keep your pimp hand strong. #rooster #pimphand #boss https://t.co/xg6OLppS2f

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

Maybe if your pimp hand isn't strong. #rooster #pimphand #boss https://t.co/tUM1NHTroQ

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

I didn't win the Masters but I got me a green jacket. #masters https://t.co/GqwVkjb872

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

Let the Cazell Holiday Party begin!! #christmasparty #socks #drmartens https://t.co/tGjcfenVpr

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

Something tells me we may have picked the wrong Christmas parade to attend. #christmas #fail #santa https://t.co/IBliKXdqyM

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

When you're at the liquor store and remember you promised your 10 year old a surprise for a good… https://t.co/s1CmCax8NE

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

How you do a 5k finish-line family photo when your dad went bandit and didn't register. Atleast… https://t.co/2mQ9LRspFT

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

@BryanJourdan1 Boobs go a long way!!

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

When your wife takes one for the team to save money on auto repairs. #boobs #dowhatsnecessary https://t.co/oIGYigJky8

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

Voted best burger in NC. Jules Winnfield said it best : "Mm-hmm! This is a tasty burger!"… https://t.co/lanBf2h9cw

[Pat F Brooks @patfbrooks]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/Rgc8Zuthnq