patrick

what do you think the world would be like if dinosaurs still existed?

[patrick @patgallaghers]

@annieackrmns thank you, small boobs

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@annieackrmns sorry but i'll pass this one, bby. my class starts 30 minutes earlier than i thought and and i'm freaking late

[patrick @patgallaghers]

@annieackrmns how drunk? and where are you?

[patrick @patgallaghers]

@annieackrmns YOU'RE THE WORST ANNABELLE I'M SO DONE WITH YOU

[patrick @patgallaghers]

@annieackrmns IM WAITING

[patrick @patgallaghers]

@annieackrmns GIMME A KISS FIRST

[patrick @patgallaghers]

@annieackrmns STOP CRYING ANNABELLE FOR GOD'S SAKE I'M TRYING TO KISS YOU

[patrick @patgallaghers]

@annieackrmns Then why are you crying right now?

[patrick @patgallaghers]

@annieackrmns I think it is Rachel???

[annie @annieackrmns]

Me and Patrick have been watching reruns of Friends for so long I barely remember my name anymore

[patrick @patgallaghers]

Man... Just... Man! @masonwaynes

[patrick @patgallaghers]

Hey, baby, let me get your number!

[patrick @patgallaghers]

Christ! She's drop dead beautiful.

[patrick @patgallaghers]

Jesus fuck! I just saw the HOTTEST WOMAN ever at the grocery store.

[patrick @patgallaghers]

@annieackrmns calling me random names annabelle jesus my name is paolo

[patrick @patgallaghers]

@annieackrmns THAT'S NOT MY NAME

[patrick @patgallaghers]

@annieackrmns THEY CALL ME HER THEY CALL ME JANE

[patrick @patgallaghers]

@annieackrmns TEL CALL ME HELL THEY CALL ME STACEY

[patrick @patgallaghers]

@annieackrmns i'm the funniest person i know

[patrick @patgallaghers]

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