Manish Pathania

Writer of three unpublished manuscripts, published a few short stories and poems, and currently not writing anything but tweets (and jokes)

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

Just a reminder to all the #travelbloggers , if your #travel is not making you humble, each day, you are doing it wrong. :)

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

Great indian meme fear chala hai jantar mantar pe.
Ab to agar modi jee bhi resign kar den , tb bhi khatam nahi hoga #cjp protest

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

@asad96khan @peeleraja A patriotic friend, working in amazon, often laughed that amazon had to shut its operations in Pakistan as the products would get stolen before delivery. Guess the epidemic has crossed over the border.

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

At the rate #Fifa is going the WWF way, I believe it is time to replace federation in fifa with Entertainment. Even #WWERaw does fix matches this blatantly.

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: FIFA has almost doubled its sales record by selling 6.5 million tickets at the 2026 World Cup, and is expected to exceed its revenue target of $11 billion

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

So the betting odds for us vs Argentina final are 1-33. Can anyone bet my 1000 pounds. Gambling is illegal where i am right now.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Trump thanks FIFA for “reversing a great injustice” after Folarin Balogun’s suspension was lifted.

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

Has Fifa sold the world cup to the US this time around?
I thought Argentina had called the dibs this year?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: FIFA suspends Folarin Balogun’s red-card ban, making him available for the USMNT’s World Cup match vs. Belgium.

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

@PolitlcsUK The pubs still open till 5?
Asking for a friend.

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

jain food 😭

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@gauravsabnis Brilliant idea!
Alas, theFreezer sizes in london are proportional to the apartments 🤣

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

And I slept through the storm 😭
Completely missed it l.

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

It’s 3.45am in London and it’s been thunderstorming for almost two straight hours.

One of the biggest and longest storms I can remember in my almost 35 years in this city.

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

@gauravsabnis You should visit Ikea on Oxford Street, London. You will find scores of tourists lounging on every sofa/bed. My theory is that big warehouse Ikeas are for shopping and express ikeas in city centres are for loitering.

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

Just #london things!

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@gauravsabnis Never really liked Shan, but damn those pork chops 😍

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

Short horror story.
It’s late at night and the hotel you booked on https://t.co/gSzkFNcMxp doesn’t exist. You are in a country where no one speaks your language. You call the customer care and it announces that you will be connected to an AI bot. Imagine the horror!!!
#ai
#horror

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

Since my wide is a cinephile, I watch almost every insufferable, insipid, excuse for art 4 hour long movies. #Dhurandhar2

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

Heritage!

[Manish Pathania @patha_writes]

Somewhere between unsolicited dick pics and unsolicited kids pics, we all grew up! 😭

[harry @Harrris0n]

millions of people doxxing themselves everyday without even knowing. If you spend the time analysing reports, you can determine where somebody lives and works.

[Punit Pania @Punit_Pania]

"Dystopian fiction is when you take things that happen in real life to marginalized populations and apply them to people with privilege."

[The Bloomin’ Onion | **SUBMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN** @bloominonionlit]

Tons of opportunity. 👇🏻

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

Instead of me your attention will be better directed towards the plight of millions of gig works. They live with uncertainty every hour work.
Respect them