pat magennis :)

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@Glenny_balls I know for a fact you jerk off too much

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@Glenny_balls you probably jerk if a lot

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Ryan Murray is autistic for watching the news

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@Glenny_balls you for sure smell like a public school bus driver

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@Glenny_balls you most definitely smell like a public school bus driver

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John Hamlet still goes to Sylvan Learning Center

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If you squint hard enough you can see Lady Liberty’s bush

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How max would Eve be if Adam was gay?

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Not making promises but I’d probably bang George Clooney

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John Hamlet has Sam cut his meat before he eats

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Tim MacNamee still has nipple rocks

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My girlfriend has nice private parts

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I probably looked like the man at Oil City with my Skullcandys in

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Dennis Sweeney unloads sins into his socks

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Ryan Murray would be tight but I pissed in the pool every single practice in high school

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Ryan Murray welds like a pussy

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I’m sure of that

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@Glenny_balls had sex with 0-1 girls in his life

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The power of Christ does not compel me

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Picking a girl in 7-up was the most cowardice form of flirting ever