jen 🩷🩵🤍

I love carbs. (she/her/hers)

[girlcigarette @roadk1llangel]

me n my bf in bed having our debrief about the events of the day

[gi @swiftsgal]

happy august to us taylor swift & barbie girlies

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

my toxic trait is thinking the waiter likes me better than anyone else at my table

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

POV you’re checking out at Trader Joe’s

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

me putting on face sunscreen knowing I will enter work before sunrise leave after sunset and not even pass a window

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

good pussy will have a man saying shit like “I can’t believe Emily works in Paris but can’t speak French”

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

my mom couldn’t remember the word for truffles so she called them “dusty chocolate”

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

the alt text took me out ☠️

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

If anyone is unsure of what to do for a Christmas starter, how about a Candle Salad? It was once a popular American dish in the 1920s. You stand a banana, with a maraschino cherry in end (the flame) in a pineapple ring, & dribble mayonnaise / cream down the sides to look like wax

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

about to take the stairs from the 6th to the 11th floor

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

dressed like this in the hospital and when people say merry christmas responding “I don’t celebrate christmas”

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

gatorade but pronounced like maserati

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Nearly 400 “good guys” responded to the Uvalde shooting: 5 school officers, 25 Uvalde officers, 16 sheriff's deputies, neighboring law enforcement, 149 Border Patrol officers, 91 state police officers, 13 US Marshals and 8 federal DEA officers.

They couldn’t stop one bad guy.

[Marlena Stell @MarlenaStell]

Here’s how the abortion laws affect pregnant women who want their babies. For those still refusing to see how this affects ALL women, read Chloe’s story:

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

That little Guy on the right gets it!! 😂

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

mood

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

I’m sure everyone probably thinks they should join an a cappella group after watching pitch perfect… but I just watched pitch perfect and should definitely join an a cappella group

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

ok but everyone in the twilight saga is HOT… everyone

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

me drinking iced coffee knowing I’m about to feel nauseated and shit my brains out during my night shift

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

do you ever type haha and then erase it like this is really more of an lol situation

[jen 🩷🩵🤍 @patho_jen]

scrolling through target and thought this was pumpkin spice toilet paper