miranda

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

I’m not gf material I’m nightmare fuel

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

in another universe I do wanna have kids and my pregnancy reveal would be me qt this like “oops this didn’t age well”

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

the pull out method is literally foolproof idk why y’all tripping

[jay @fleuvexxx]

the drop in 365 is LETHAL

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

@Variety this is the answer of someone who is fed up of people assuming shit about her

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

the age I’m turning this year is really sounding like wtf r u talking about

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

@tashteshtish this is so smart

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

@itsvickivoss @misskiiaaa @kashdamenacee why u had to say Hispanics??

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

my bf is soooo baby girl

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

I knew I gave off gay vibes but it was affirmed when yesterday I told someone I had just met I was dating someone and she said “girlfriend or boyfriend?”

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

thick gf twink bf

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

the only way I could love my boyfriend any more is if he were my girlfriend

[Pauly @paulyahoes]

smoking with that one paranoid friend like girl wym u just saw Rumpelstiltskin

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

“its thrifted” is gatekeeping in disguise like read the tag babe ?

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

I could really use a slutty horny little dirty filthy fruity ass cocktail right now

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

I love my italian bf cos his english isn’t perfect and he says stuff like “I was devastated last night” when he means exhausted

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

trying to serve cunt in a way that screams HEEEEEELP ….. HEEEELP MEE …. HEEEEEEEELPPPPP

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

I even blocked that mf on duolingo

[miranda @pathologicalgf]

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[miranda @pathologicalgf]

day 12 of trying to get my bf to cut his hair into a mullet