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[patience machaby @patience9797]

Dog backwards is God. Coincidence? I think not! #WakeUpAmerica

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

Aliens map of earth

[horace @gayandold]

the fetus inside Rihanna when the platform started wobbling https://t.co/O037Pv6Nnx

[patience machaby @patience9797]

Sperm on their way to fertilize the egg #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #Rihanna

[coach 🎬 ted lasso spoilers @beardafterhours]

farmer’s dog commercial creators watch your backs i’m so serious #SuperBowl

[patience machaby @patience9797]

seeing zac efron be old enough to play a father figure in a movie makes me feel old and vulnerable. yet oddly aroused...

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

"Friends" ended in 2004 and had a reunion this week, which means the cicadas think it was on the whole time

[patience machaby @patience9797]

Birth control is really just a little advent calendar for adults

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Whenever I pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive...

[paloma @ilyverymuch4evr]

so true bestie what did you say btw i wasn't paying attention

[JohnDough @bshmentgranny]

Me in the Capitol changing my stimulus to $10,000

[Unfriendly Black Hottie❤️‍🔥 @Heyyy_Kass]

Capitol and Capital really kicking y’all asses. But I’ll talk about it tomorrow

[Lex @_LexusNicole]

This looks like when Scar took over Pride Rock

[Drew @_drewconte]

@ all the universities asking for alumni donations in the midst of a global pandemic - read the room

[troythedesigner 🦂 @troythedesigner]

Not now we will be circling back best believe that

[audrey @saint_audrey]

Zach spelled with an “h” is a scholar, Zack spelled with a “k” is a menace to society