Devin

[Devin @patientlamb]

twitter users be like i convinced my friend to get his gf off birth control

[Pamela “Biz” Bardot @girlinterrupts9]

Convinced my guy friend to get his girl off birth control and now she hates him and no longer finds him sexually attractive

[g. @redfourd]

My victim keeps asking me why I’m killing him. I’m just crazy bro 😭

[Devin @patientlamb]

and when you think you are completely alone in the world you are right

[Devin @patientlamb]

I want a more beautiful world

[Devin @patientlamb]

I can’t escape my own body

[Devin @patientlamb]

@jesterjingles thanks for your reply, means a lot to me

[Devin @patientlamb]

(on the cuck chair) hey guys don’t forget about me

[Devin @patientlamb]

I’m more computer than man

[Devin @patientlamb]

@MaxzBCrich idc about the comic but the bastardization of the goth style always breaks my heart

I think the “goth ihop” stuff was the beginning of the end

[Devin @patientlamb]

@sandyhonig I always found the “[guy] PROVES BP THEORY” type post really funny

yeah attractive people have been favored since the beginning of time this is not news for anybody

[Devin @patientlamb]

@TheBigVacuum97 @AngkorTommyGun The irony of calling this guy gay after you made a post saying you would rather do ANYTHING else with a man than a woman

[Devin @patientlamb]

ball and chode torture

[Devin @patientlamb]

@drfrink5 I lost it so much at some point I had 3 copies, I’ve only recovered one. I should’ve locked in when I was 10

[Devin @patientlamb]

@drfrink5 I vividly remember tomodachi life being the only game I owned on my 3ds because it was the cheapest game at Meijer

[Devin @patientlamb]

@nc8_nncc 会いたかった ❤️❤️ 最近はどう？

[Devin @patientlamb]

@nc8_nncc Its been so long 🥲

[Devin @patientlamb]

@Epic_Jimmy when I played fortnight with my girlfriend and she carried us

[Devin @patientlamb]

@ssunsetjippery OP wasn’t a joke its a fetish