Paul Vayro

Part time author, full time cynic

Sci-Fi/Comedy novels: Ambler's Odyssey

#FPL Blog, All about the misery:

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On the plus side, you've had your choice of seats at Wetherspoons this weekend.

#UKRiots #FarageRiots

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Well, Vape Shops and Citizens' Advice Bureaus will be thinking twice next time they consider attacking innocent children.

#FarageRiots

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@JamesLucasIT Crikey.

Omaze are really upping their game.

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.......AND STAY OUT.

#GeneralElection2024 #ToryWipeout

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What could billionaire Rishi Sunak have possibly offered penny shy grifter Boris Johnson in return for a boost before election day?

#Elections2024 #Newsnight

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After spending the whole campaign telling us to look forward and not at the past, Rishi Sunak brings back Boris Johnson with two days left.

Clumsy contradictions right to the end.

#Elections2024 #Newsnight

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Who had 'tories campaigning for proportional representation during the last days of the campaign', on their bingo card?

#Elections2024 #Supermajority #C4News

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So the people in charge of the tory campaign are accused of using insider knowledge to win money.

Anybody checked they didn't stick an ACCA on winning less than fifty seats?

#GeneralElectionUK #Tory #bbclaurak

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Penny Mordaunt:

'IF YOU VOTE FOR LABOUR THEY'LL SET YOUR BUM ON FIRE.

RAYNER TOLD ME BACKSTAGE.

SHE WON'T DENY IT.

GO ON. DENY IT.

SHE WON'T DENY IT.

THEY'LL DO IT.

SHE'S GOT MATCHES.

CHECK HER POCKETS.

GO ON. SHOW THEM YOUR POCKETS, RAYNER...'

#BBCDebate #PennyMordaunt

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Loving the new tory strategy of behaving like the pub drunk screaming over your shoulder at the quiz machine.

#BBCDebate

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So Labour have no plan.

At the same time as having a plan that will destroy the country.

#SchroedingersElection #ITVDebate #SunakStarmer

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@Femi_Sorry You forgot Reform, who are trying to keep things exactly as they are

(or used to be in the fictitious lowlands of the 'good old days').

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@TheNewsAgents @lewis_goodall @MattJukesMPS @maitlis @jonsopel @GlobalPlayer Considering half the residents of the 'village' are under investigation for one kind of sexual offence or another, there are plenty of reasons not to want to live there.

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@MichaelLCrick @paulmasonnews To be fair, I don't think the BBC or ITN would be planning to be part of the campaign team.

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Angela Rayner condemned for setting up a family home.

William Wragg applauded for sending pictures of his tinkle to a stranger.

Those tory family values sure found some flexibility.

#WillyGate #RaynerGate #WhysEverythingGateGate

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At least we can tick another country that Boris Johnson owes money to, off the list.

Allegedly?!?

#BorisJohnson #Israel

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The only reason Labour has no plan is because the tories keep nicking it.

#PMQs #PoliticsLive

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BREAKING NEWS

Early sight of Rishi Sunak's Extremism Bill:

Anybody caught spreading hatred in the UK must offer a half arsed apology by social media and then give the tory party twenty quid.

#PMQs #Hester #ToryRacism

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@ScienceGuys_ Check there's a healthy stash of Creme Eggs on the Space Station I'm watching from.

There may not be any more available for a while.

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@reginalddhunter I'd rather shoot myself.