Mitali

je suis struggling || 23

[Mitali @patimit]

Does therapy have a drive-thru or something ?

[Mitali @patimit]

Boyfriend buys all the forest essential products and gives me the freebies 🙄

[Gargi Rawat @GargiRawat]

My God, what a story!
A father's firm refusal to believe his son, on board Coromandel Express, had died in the accident made him travel more than 230km in an ambulance to Balasore, then trace him to a makeshift morgue, resuscitate him in hospital!
https://t.co/bfYuakEbGi

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

I laughed my ass off when he said this
https://t.co/V3O0w91QaE

[Mitali @patimit]

What time do I get off work ?
Officially 5 pm
Mentally 2 pm
Fridays at 10 am

[Mitali @patimit]

@weAllGonnaDye @thru_goes_ham Nahh , I moved on

[Mitali @patimit]

@weAllGonnaDye @thru_goes_ham Winter 2023

[Mitali @patimit]

@weAllGonnaDye @thru_goes_ham ++

[Sugandha @sugandhanisa]

Coming to terms with the fact that our generation is too limp to make revolutions, overthrow governments, break systems and bring about strategic change. We'll die swiping, typing and scrolling.

[Mitali @patimit]

Why do North Indians especially from Delhi introduce themselves as “ don’t judge us please“?

[notsovirall @notsovirall]

White people are so unhinged, like who gave you the permission to call Jalebi, honey pretzels, HONEY PRETZELS ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THIS IS WAR NO OTHER OPTION

[Mitali @patimit]

Ngl low key Madagascar escape to Africa is my fav movie of all time

[Sachin Chaurasiya @sachindev69]

Avg 20yr old entrepreneur started pack

1. Retweets Ishaan Sharma, Raj shamani, Ankur Warikoo
2. Only reads Atomic habits, Do epic shit.
3. Shits on college & schools
4. Use words like 'leverage' 'AI' 'Distribution'
5. Gives finance advice without making any money.
6. VIRGIN

[jamie @itsjamiecho]

no prestigious degree in the world will help you understand gen z marketing. you simply have to be chronically online

[vidoo @kasatarihotay]

when ajji is on some call and asks you to note down a number and the number begins with byanno atthechaalis sattyattar

[Kevin Naughton Jr. @KevinNaughtonJr]

"does anyone have bandwidth to pick up this ticket?"

[The New York Times @nytimes]

A sculpture was unveiled in Oslo on Saturday in memory of Freya, the 1,300-pound walrus who lounged in highly populated areas of the Norwegian capital last summer before the authorities declared her a threat to human safety and killed her. https://t.co/QmnOvE7ibd

[Saumil @OnTheGrapevine]

Everything and everyone has been roasted in this post 😂😂

[Awwwditi @awwwditi]

Unpopular opinion: Analogue watches are better than smart watches!😎