Patisagod

Comedian/Writer/Podcaster/Musician/Enabler/NotPostMalone
Its gotten to the point where I don't even know where the bit ends...

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It is my great pleasure to announce that I've booked the Burbank Comedy Festival!! Catch me August 15th and 16th at @FlappersComedy! Get your discounted tickets here 😘

15th: https://t.co/6xGBHKSYzU

16th: https://t.co/v80JIpLYvT

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Holy fuck... I'm the Dr. Cox of my workspace 😂😂

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Bad Bunny should bring out HUNTR/X or Black Pink as one of the special features during the Super Bowl. Let's get as many languages in there as possible and watch the racists lose their minds 😂

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Watched "The Ugly Stepsister" tonight... Would've never thought I'd see a feature film that involved body mutilation, hanging dong, and a close-up of Cinderella's butthole... I said what I said

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Seeing @rejectedjokes at @LAOrpheum!!! Fucking stoked

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If Taylor Swift farted into a microphone her cult would say it was a masterpiece

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Imma just nonchalantly share this...

https://t.co/iCbodwbHOA

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@Borderlands 😂😂😂

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FIT CHECK FOR MY NAPALM ERA

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Forgot to mention today.... SHAW!!!! #GetGood

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Taylor Swift fans are in a cult

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This heat wave has me like Freddie McNerney

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FUCK THIS BITCH (IYKYK) #HollowKnight

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Hollow Knight fucking slaps. Dear Lord 🔥🔥

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The new Always Sunny x Abbot Elementary crossover is fucking PEAK television

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I'm really good at making mediocrity look cool 😂

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Fuck ICE

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Ok real talk? Megan 2.0 was fucking dope. Waaaaaaaaay better than #1

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Holy... Forkin... Shirt.... THIS is the Bad Place

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If he wouldn't do this just to beat you at a pointless game? Cut him loose
https://t.co/YdH55WhVYM

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So fucking pumped about my set tonight. Shit went so well @Hahacafecomedy