Pat

TN Resident, OH Native. Cat enthusiast. Cleveland Browns, rain or shine. Proud UAW Member. Sardonically coherent. Betrothed to @thenchelseasaid

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Cam Little’s about to start gettin tested for PEDs as often as defensive linemen.

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Man, fuck Chad Henne.

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@lifeisterrible 3 sets of 15 reps of pec flies superset with dumbbell press will make you so fuckin strong, you’ll break that tit smasher’s gears next time. 5mg of creatine daily.

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@lifeisterrible

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@_noahsarq 😂😂

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@lifeisterrible You got the runs?

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@_noahsarq Browns football is back baby

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@_noahsarq An even exchange on one top tier cheap shot artist for another lol

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@KenCarman The Cocksmen

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I’ll take someone who unintentionally got too high before an interview over Deshaun any day of the week. But yeah, dumb ass pick.

[Nick Pedone @NickPedone12]

That’s bad.

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@_noahsarq 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Ahhhaha

[I'm From Cleveland @ImFromCle]

With the NFL now counting stats and championships from the 1946–49 All-America Football Conference:

🏆 The Browns gain 4 more championships — now tied for 3rd-most in NFL history (8 total)

(THREAD)

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@_noahsarq Where I lived just so happened to make Pilot truck stops the most convenient to stop at when I would come home for holidays. I made a Herculean, stoic, boomer-like effort to go out of my way to other stations after the Deshaun deal lol

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@fuzzlighty3ar That twat lives in Murfreesboro apparently and works out at a gym a dozen of my friends go to down south. Wild that a state so against gay folks and abortion can inspire a real life baby murderer to take a stance.

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@kyledhamilton_ Teddy Roosevelt. Easy money.

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@_noahsarq Agreed. It’s scary shit.

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Jesus Christ, have they put Jimmy Carter in the dirt yet? Let old boy’s bones finally rest.

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It’d be cool if I could set my profile to not randomly pepper the Faces of Death pages on my feed. Every time some violent shit happens in the world and I stay current on it, I’m getting force fed car crashes, botched robberies, and drones blowing dudes up. Dont care for that.