Pat Janowski

actor, musician, writer, teacher

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@MJMcKean Eyeroll. Emoji.

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@StarInTheTitle Smokin’ *and* on brand 🔥

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@clairewillett @wtflanksteak I am literally #1. Only it was right before going to get my first driver’s license. That picture haunted me for FOUR YEARS.

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@duckitecture Left = mean
Right = gamine

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@clairewillett @StarInTheTitle Oopsy daisy!

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@duckitecture Frankly, yes

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@clairewillett 😂😂😂😂

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@StarInTheTitle Yeah, it’s not going anywhere but hotter and drier 😭😭😭

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@StarInTheTitle The duo tone is bananas! ❤️

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@StarInTheTitle EFFICIENT 💥

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@emilynussbaum When we saw it I was astounded at how many people sat quiet through
the credits until the very end. We usually do that anyway but there were many many people with us this time. Honestly has never happened before

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

The Mad Dad Hour 😂 https://t.co/l1TO9jPSDa

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@clairewillett It seems like we’re forever spending $70 to send UK relatives $10 worth of Lucky Charms and peanut butter m&ms 😂

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@clairewillett No one ever called her stupid.

(I mean, maybe someone did, I don’t know, but if they did, they were the stupid stupid-heads now weren’t they)

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@StarInTheTitle Dude this totally happened to me yesterday

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@StarInTheTitle I spent £.95 voting for POE BECAUSE IT WAS AWESOME

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@StarInTheTitle Here representing the Anglo-American Portland contingent! *waves at Claire across town*

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@StarInTheTitle @clairewillett Omg yes!!! My first thought as well. I need the entire pink bookshelf story (with Willett Family Embellishments) in addition to WHY THE H-E-double hockey sticks was there a hazmat fee

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@StarInTheTitle Nailed it. Add: I CAN’T WAIT TO MEET YOU IN TWO SHORT MONTHS!

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@StarInTheTitle THIS. How many (tens of, probably hundreds of) dollars worth of plants have I let sit on the outdoor table until they shriveled and died without even getting a taste of the earth’s sweet soil