Patrick Johnson

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[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

Welp that’s all folks

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

Trea turner man he’s just straight ass it’s a shame

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

God damn the Cornell 7 psyop has hit the instagram foids today like fentanyl in Kensington

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

You gotta be shitting me

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

Alright time for some runs stop fucking around

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

There we go Alec!!! Good start

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

Please Phillies just don’t look absolutely horrible today

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

This eagles team is horrendous my goodness

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Feminists… until they enter the doorway of a mosque:

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

@MeekPhill_ I hear they’re now calling him MeekPhilly the amount this city’s dick has been in his mouth

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

@crissanchezfan Clicked profile and read bio… opinion immediately discarded #retard

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

Oh shit bron finally went full bald on us!? 30 ppg incoming

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I didn’t leave my family to lose in the second round”

LeBron James is locked in for Year 24

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

It is a sin the Phillies play at 2pm wtf

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

Min woo oh no!

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

“No, I have them”🤣🤣🤣

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

@nosoupforgeorge Oh my goodness she is such a courageous woman!!! I’m amazed she even attended this game let alone worked it!! So inspiring!

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

@TorreySmithWR Locks must have the biggest cock and the tightest asshole that y’all like to play with… no other reason how he’s survived EIGHT SEASONS as the head football coach

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

The fact that Mike Locksley still has a job is fucking pathetic. Fire that fat piece of shit immediately. My retarded uncle would do a better job

[Maryland Football @TerpsFootball]

FINAL: UCLA 54, Maryland 3

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

We put nine women in charge of a jury for two weeks and they tried to let a mom get away with strangling her kids. Then they launched a vicious smear campaign against the one black man who stood in their way.

So I’m confident Obama is full of shit here.

[Patrick Johnson @patjohn31]

Holy fuck the Phillies are gonna miss the playoffs aren’t they