Patrick Ketcham

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell, you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

@EndWokeness Looking for the “keep politics out of sports” crowd to show up now 🙄

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

Same. #clueless

[Marwa Aboalam @faraolas]

@patketcham Where are we w this?
😂 I went to say this and deleted the tweet on my page all together. 10yrs later I still have no idea how Twitter works.

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

@God_is_working @MikeKainz74 @KristySwansonXO You spelled “incite insurrection” wrong.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

BLOOMBERG: Marriott Suspends Donations to Senators Who Opposed Vote Result

https://t.co/O7KRacUuOO

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

@faraolas @inxaxgraveyard @ajohnsongetit ❤️ u guys

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

@KristySwansonXO Awww someone who was never relevant trying to be. So sad 😂

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

Thank you @SamFeldtMusic for spending 2,546 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/2RErk6oAMV

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

#alwayswings

[👁guy @oaojmi]

me trying to convince my friend on the phone ordering pizza to also get wing

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

😂😂

[Gabrielle Union @itsgabrielleu]

Trying to be responsible & use UBER & our driver asked to use our bathroom 15-20 min later 🤢 Dude dropped a deuce. Im pleased we clearly have a home & available reading material that screams "Come in, get comfortable and drop the kids off at the pool" Welcome to 2020 folks 💩🤗

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

44 likes The Boss 🙌🏻

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

From hip-hop to country to The Boss, here are my songs of the year. If you’re looking for something to keep you company on a long drive or help you turn up a workout, I hope there’s a track or two in here that does the trick.

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

#DallasCowboys 2020 opponents are set.

→ https://t.co/6AZfgFigfo

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

100k retweets and ill release the full sex tape

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

A Christmas special with Gay Jesus and blatant mockery of the travesty that was the last season of #GameofThrones? Sign me up!!
#FirstTemptatationofChrist #Netflix

[Sibusiso Biyela 🇿🇦 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @AstroSibs]

I'm loving the #FirstTemptationOfChrist so far! #gayjesus trust me, it's funny for more than just the constant blasphemy

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

Thank you @SamFeldtMusic for spending 36 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

Polar Bear Pete!!

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

🏆 Home Run Derby Champion
🏆 2019 Home Run King
🏆 Rookie record for most HR in a season
🏆 2019 NL Rookie of the Year

What a season for @Mets 1B Pete Alonso!

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

@faraolas and are I back on Twitter ya’ll #weback

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

Beauty & the Beast
#bestfriend #12years #latergram https://t.co/vP1fv6Ks4u

[TuneIn @tunein]

Here's your chance to win a pair of @LiveAtFirefly 4-Day VIP passes! RT this tweet to enter. https://t.co/0e8H3NrDiu https://t.co/t9aZNdN6wa

[Patrick Ketcham @patketcham]

@Just_in_Horn My Grandmother can't Wrestle, but you should see her box.