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Attended James Madison University. Graduated with a BA degree in English with a minor in Creative Writing.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

“@TIME: Hot Pockets removed from shelves for containing “diseased and unsound animals” Shocking! What’s next? Cigarettes are bad for you?

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Happy #smackseason everybody!! It's a Christmas miracle!!

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finished Deception Point by Dan Brown http://t.co/Ha3HBEG29G

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finished The Lost Symbol: Featuring Robert Langdon by Dan Brown and gave it 4 stars http://t.co/XXEGr3PAQm

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finished Angels & Demons (Robert Langdon) by Dan Brown and gave it 4 stars http://t.co/nNy50R44ZF

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finished Inferno: A Novel (Robert Langdon) by Dan Brown http://t.co/UEliy0Ibyo

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finished World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks http://t.co/IfKPPgiRvQ

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#Summersmack inside #summersmack

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Startin the weekend off right! #Summersmack

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FEED YO DOME! Check out some awesome food writing from myself and fellow JMU writers at http://t.co/YWbZJ2RXmE

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finished Dreamsongs 2-Book Bundle: Dreamsongs Volumes I and II by George R.R. Martin http://t.co/gdpMFXiNsL

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finished In the House of the Worm by George R. R. Martin http://t.co/2WnqWRvQlr

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finished Fevre Dream by George R.R. Martin http://t.co/OZmEEZupc0

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Happy Cinco de Mindsmack everyone! @MindSmackTV

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finished A Dance with Dragons: A Song of Ice and Fire: Book Five by George R.R. Martin http://t.co/gjubkzh8wb

[Adam Levitan @adamlevitan]

Rams RB Terrance Ganaway made $390,000 last season. He's still on roster, but has now taken a job at Jimmy John's: http://t.co/66GlSu1yS1

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@CodySharrett or in television...

[Victor Oladipo @VicOladipo]

Rumor has it from @czeller40 if you go to doba and kiss someone you get a free burrito #feathery #whotryingtogo #legoo

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finished Feast for Crows: A Song of Ice and Fire: Book Four by George R.R. Martin http://t.co/RyXRb7KB

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Just another day in the office.