Patrick

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[Patrick @PatMacTweets]

All I gotta say is I’m STANDIN on business

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

“If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it”

~German World Cup fan

[Patrick @PatMacTweets]

#SLOTIN

[Patrick @PatMacTweets]

#KloppOut

[Patrick @PatMacTweets]

#SLOTOUT

[Terry Virts @AstroTerry]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

#TBT The first stand up routine I ever wrote https://t.co/P36H8EfXpT

[scott @scottneedham88]

Has fucking loads mate.

[Patrick @PatMacTweets]

@FrazFletcher MLS Coded

[Axel (fastr) @fastrlife]

The Sun is 400x larger than the Moon + 400x further away (same size).

Your brain has 100 trillion synapses.

If the cosmological constant was altered by 1 part in 10⁵⁰ (1 with 50 zeros) no atoms could form.

DNA copies with an error rate of 1 in a billion.

Water expands when it freezes (no other major molecule does that), if ice didn’t float, all ecosystems would die.

Electrons and protons have a perfectly balanced charge;

If they differed by even 1 in 10³⁷, matter would either explode or collapse instantly.

Maxwells equations, Euler’s identity, and the standard model (math that explains the universe) is aesthetic;

Symmetrical, elegant, and shockingly minimal (planets orbit in a perfect mathematical ellipsis).

Hemoglobin binds oxygen just enough to hold it, and just weakly enough to release it, if either was off by 0.0000007, humans would suffocate instantly.

Earths tilt is 23.5 degrees (any different and life on earth would be unsustainable).

Still, no one can explain why consciousness exists. The fact that atoms (lifeless particles) somehow generate a subjective “observer perspective” defies all known physics.

Matter woke up.

The probability of consciousness arising from pure randomness is mathematically undefined (impossible).

After reading all of this;

You get one conclusion…

The universe isn’t random;

Its engineered…

Acknowledge God today and give thanks.

[PartiKing @parti_king]

A drunk fan tells Jack Doherty his ultimate redemption story would be to save Joshua Block

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

He shook the mcchicken and he knew bro. He can identify burgers purely based aerodynamics. This isn’t a laughing matter

[John Summit @johnsummit]

every great bender leads to an epic lock in

[Patrick @PatMacTweets]

@Noahp245 Maybe if Dee didn’t exist

[Patrick @PatMacTweets]

@BillyQuirk2 @Cmcelligott_

[Patrick @PatMacTweets]

@0xGarya He is not lying

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The Biggest Hammerhead Shark I've Ever Seen!!😱

[Scooby Jew @scoobjew]

Guy at a pub in London just split the G and left. Possibly the coolest thing I’ve seen in 6 months #expand

[ayyhesback @grilledchzy]

Loco Dice @ Space Miami 2011

[Patrick @PatMacTweets]

@BodegaJetFan2 DAAAAAaaaaAaaAAAA JANKEES LOSE

[RamonPang @RamonPang]

new greatest boiler room of all time just dropped

[Access Bad Bunny @AccessBadBunny]

Bad Bunny & Jimmy Fallow perfoming “NUEVAYoL” at the New York subway station. 🚇😂