Scooby Jew

Jesus lover | world citizen | professional masturbator | missing one or two toes

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Guy at a pub in London just split the G and left. Possibly the coolest thing I’ve seen in 6 months #expand

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@realmonteball Would you call it vitalizing?

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@SWockhardt @jibbamane We still using shrink? #shrink

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She hoo on my hoo til I Hoosier #googleme

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“Show me what I’m looking for” by Carolina liar in my headphones while I diarrhea at Newark airport

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Quiet night in #PUMPKIN

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#BOSH

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@jermoney_C

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@jermoney_C Wake up Jermaine you got shit to do

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I stepped in human poop while typing this

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Don’t have any friends to go to happy hour with so I’m putting out an add on Craigslist

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@Joeschm85573613 I’m on this shit yesterday Joe don’t worry about

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Opening a dishwasher when it’s on feels like walking in on someone having sex

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@bigscalebrine I guess these guys don’t get it Brian

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@bigscalebrine She really is Brian

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@bigscalebrine Yoooooo delete this app bro

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Toilet of solitude

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CHICKEN JOCKEY!

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@realmonteball “More smarter”

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@jermoney_C That’s all he wrote

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@Joeschm85573613 @jermoney_C Hi Joe