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[patrick @patmauer]

@MaggieMauer @lizziemauer Hey where’d you guys buy all your followers? Can’t find none

[patrick @patmauer]

@lizziemauer @MaggieMauer Liz...don’t. Not today, okay? Be professional

[patrick @patmauer]

@lizziemauer @MaggieMauer yessssh?

[Liz Mauer @lizziemauer]

@patmauer

[Jen Fulwiler @jenfulwiler]

My husband (in TX) texting me (in NYC):

“Please go down to the hotel bar and describe the sadness of the Yankees fans to me”

[patrick @patmauer]

@kgespino Honestly tho...why does this feel way better than ‘17

[patrick @patmauer]

@kgespino Wait wtf they ph for him??? With Díaz?!?!?

[patrick @patmauer]

@kgespino Alright last chance yordan

[patrick @patmauer]

@kgespino Three. More. Outs. Let’s go

[patrick @patmauer]

@kgespino How sweet was that Brantley play let’s goooooooo

[patrick @patmauer]

@kgespino Nvm you were right all along...shoulda listened 😔

[patrick @patmauer]

@espn @kgespino @Cut4 @lizziemauer @sarrrahgirl

[ESPN @espn]

The Beard and The Brodie are out supporting the Astros! ⚾️

(via @Cut4)

[patrick @patmauer]

@kgespino God I wish we still had Morton

[patrick @patmauer]

@kgespino K that’s what I don’t get. They started throwing him low changeups in reg season and he won’t cold for like 6 games then adjusted and started hitting bombs again

[patrick @patmauer]

@kgespino He was suppoda be our secret weapon 😒

[patrick @patmauer]

@kgespino Seriously...he was never this cold during reg season. Nerves or just wtf

[H-Town vs All Y’all @TXOFTKP]

The @Yankees may be savages in the box but the @astros are the savages of the Bronx. #TakeItBack