Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez

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[Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez @patomcc]

Sometimes I get worried that people are reading my mind so I think in Spanish

[Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez @patomcc]

@Baddie118060 @jayjayr01 2 players do benzema ans ronaldo

[Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez @patomcc]

@aribudincita Driving a loud car

[🍉 @Juandihilismo]

Si Charles Darwin era tan bueno por qué nunca llevó a la selección natural a un mundial???

[theyoungaidult @theyoungaidult]

[First Date]

me: so what are your hobbies?

she: hiking

me: hi queen

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

at the doctor's office booing all the names being called that aren't mine

[natxo @ksyobld]

nunca acepten que una española los invite a comer porque ellas solo piden paella y no para vos

[los :P @suolrac_]

women are kinda like strawberries. sometimes they at the grocery store

[thiagopro2008gameryt @mthiaglock]

dale pelotudo decime qe t haces el rey misterio

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Do you think the guy that coined the term "one hit wonder" ever came up with any other popular phrases?

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

me as a drug dealer

*giggling*

“we don’t have coke is pepsi okay”

[Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez @patomcc]

@Reecebrah You’re talking like you have skin in the game

[Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez @patomcc]

@richard_normal When i was little santa would come and hand us the presents at midnight

[👁 @noscreensh]

Se alquila la casa de arriba de Pivot Café por si a alguien le interesa vivir en una sitcom

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

he yeeted that mf out of orbit i’m in tears😭