Pat Guarino

Game Designer and Interface Artist. Found somewhere in the north of Texas. He/him.

[Pat Guarino @Patorama]

*slaps knees*
Well, it’s about it that time.
https://t.co/UuI0YM7Qhh

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A brief return to this cesspool to mention that I’ll be at GDC next week if anyone is interested in grabbing a meal or a drink between things.

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I’ve collected three invites to the other place with the blue and the clouds if any mutuals want their passport out.

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Rain and temperatures dropping into the 50s tonight. I’m using this excuse to pretend it’s fall and get a rewatch in before HBO continues its streak of dumb decisions, removing this from streaming.

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1001 free fonts dot com ass aesthetic

[Pop Base @PopBase]

X has updated their default app icon.

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@PirateHearts If you have a spare I wouldn’t mind checking it out. It’d be nice to get the X icon off the Home Screen.

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Oooh, get fucked Ohio GOP

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: Ohio voters have struck down a measure that would have raised the threshold for voters to amend the state constitution from 50% to 60% of the vote.

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@ZacharyWhitten Ah I know, it’s been too long! I gotta find an excuse to make the drive down and see y’all again.

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Count Duckula for sure.
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If I’m being honest, I only vaguely remember a few of the actual episodes. But the artwork in the intro is burned into my brain.

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The dialog says “made for teens”. The soundtrack choices say “40 year old with a 1988 Leonardo action figure on your work desk, we see you.”

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God that new TMNT movie was fun

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@BenKuchera The Noah Baumbach flick.

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Of all the X rebranding issues, this one is incredibly minor but I have to laugh that retweets are now “reposts”. Reposts, famously the word everyone uses to complain about recycled content on every other social media site.

[Alamo Drafthouse @alamodrafthouse]

A rebel. Thank you, Paul.

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The weight of 20 years. It can change you from a person who watches Men In Black on a constant loop to a person without enough energy to see if the US government just admitted they have a UFO division of the pentagon.

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@delihund Weird that they’re going through this effort internally but like…the app I use to access this place still has the bird logo. Interesting brand launch priorities.

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I was going to make a joke about Twitter brand insurance denying my medical claims because my memes weren’t dank enough. Then I realized that might actually be a more comprehensive evaluation system than any health insurer I’ve ever dealt with.

[Kate Beaton @beatonna]

It's an honour to win two Eisners for Ducks. I hope the success of my book encourages more comics, more diverse perpectives, made and published from underrrepresented worlds of labour, or class, or those communities affected most by corporate and government power.

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Moving into a newly constructed apartment is guaranteeing one dozen variations of the following phone conversations.

“Yes I know the computer can’t find the address, that’s why I’m calling you. Sure I’ll hold.”