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[noah @patpatnoah]

Love how girls spend a bunch of time getting ready to pull up to a party for guys to look like this

[noah @patpatnoah]

@AMCTheatres put interstellar back in theaters in imax in 2026.

Here’s why-

1. Would build the hype up for another Nolan movie.

2. I was a dumb little 8th grader and missed it the first time.

3. I now have adult money and would spend a lot of it.

[noah @patpatnoah]

Sorry forgot I’m a cowboys fan (delusional) and thought I would win

[noah @patpatnoah]

Woah woah woah I thought I ordered a ps5 @BarstoolBigCat

[ksa 🏴‍☠️ @kosa12m]

The dumbest person you know is currently being told “You're absolutely right!” by ChatGPT

[noah @patpatnoah]

2019 LSU could drop 60 on this cowboys defense. Pitiful.

[noah @patpatnoah]

If you haven’t tried the 7/11 egg salad sandwich you are missing out on one of life’s greatest pleasures. That is all.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

I have been a Dallas Cowboys fan since 1966. I literally am so angry right now I just headbutted a wall. I scared my gay son and dog so badly the dog pissed on the floor. You are a trader Micah, I will never forgive you. But at least your locker room shenanigans are the Packers' problem now.

[noah @patpatnoah]

Lucas Finn and I just opened up two bedrooms in our house for activities. This is gonna be so epic. For anyone wondering- yes Lucas got bottom bunk.

[noah @patpatnoah]

Why is mma not in the Olympics. Guess what everyone is watching tonight @Olympics

[Toot Walling @tyfuckinwalling]

Laughter awaits at dylans grad party

[Toot Walling @tyfuckinwalling]

Noah getting a girlfriend has ruined my life

[Lucas Johnson @LucasJohnson24]

Warriors in 1. #REALKINGSHAVERINGS #IMBACK

[Toot Walling @tyfuckinwalling]

This is how we beat Devin

[noah @patpatnoah]

@tyfuckinwalling Will be trying the day I find this #milk

[noah @patpatnoah]

@sleepingbull3 @teeburner69

[Toot Walling @tyfuckinwalling]

Name that kings player @kellenanderson7

[Uncle Benzo (Reborn) @SobrietyField]

America is so fucking back. This is type of shit that makes us so special.

[noah @patpatnoah]

@tyfuckinwalling Iced coffee is far superior. Anyone who prefers hot coffee is uncreative, boring, and probably orders chicken tenders at a steakhouse.

[Toot Walling @tyfuckinwalling]

Well it’s official. Noah and I will be taking the weekend off. We’ve been having too much fun. We go to hard. We can’t keep succeeding or they will kill us.

[noah @patpatnoah]

Never a doubt

[Toot Walling @tyfuckinwalling]

What are the odds Noah completes the company open bar Xmas party straight to Bart ride to and sfo red eye Vegas flight tonight