Peatie

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@i_findlay @ScotSquirrels We are also in Perthshire and we have them running across the fence, and feeding.
We are new to Perth, after living in Germany - red and brown/black squirrels regulars there.

I knew I hadn’t seen such blonde squirrels before, in any country I’ve lived in… Very happy about them!

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@StephenMulhern @VirginRadioUK @thismorning The most magic forehead! Frozen in time…

(Btw - you wore it better. 👑🏆)

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@fesshole “special hospital” 🤥

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@Fona1970 @CHIMPSINSOCKS We can only hope…

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@fesshole So it’s not about you fessing… It’s actually a great tale of your friend’s girlfriend’s morality. 👸

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@fesshole So - all your colleagues think that your wife is a manipulative control freak that you can’t say no to? (I guess if she’s fine with that, too… 🤷 - But it’s a skew on things.)

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@JaneyGodley Parp inhibitors can only be good… 💨💗

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@bowelbabe 😂❤️

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@Russell_James @vicky_entwistle WAAAIT…, are you a Daily Express reader? 😂

“Coronation Street theory: Spider Nugent returns as he confirms Emily Bishop's…” (SPOILER 🤫)

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@paulvinho @danthetexan @VolksDK @fesshole People who trot out the “I bet you’re fun at parties…“ are undoubtably the person who is the least fun at parties.

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@thismorning Has @Schofe actually been ‘off ill’, or has he been holidaying in Costa del Cornwall/Rica all that time?

#alwaystimefortantime…

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@JasonManford If there was competitive social media dressage arena for anyone who posts something and then blocks anyone who disagrees with them/who knows anything about the subject [dressage] has a move… The Grand Prix is yours. Lemme guess - 🅱️

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@TheLastLeg Will @alex_brooker have to call Alex the Cameraman “Dad”, soon?

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@adamhillscomedy Muscle feels a little bruised, still. Just the same as any travel vaccine I’ve had. (Except without the holiday... That’s fine. We’d only just squeaked in moving back to the UK anyway! 😅

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@loosewomen @richardm56 @Jordan_Banjo @realmartinkemp @RobbieRinder Cringing over @richardm56’s attempt to pull off his fake tan fail, by claiming it as mistaking it for his daughter’s moisturiser - which he somehow smeared on PERFECTLY evenly, face neck and chest... (Let’s not adress the fragrance, eh...) 😂🤥

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@CatfishMTV - I don’t want to be mean... But the UK version is not good.

There isn’t the long-standing chemistry, for a start. So - no in-jokes. No side-eyes... No intuition.

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@Schofe - @Matthew_Wright should only be allowed to maintain that rat’s tail if he fully commits. (Sorry Matt!😉😄🐀)

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@SundayBrunchC4 @alexandramusic No idea. I’m just recovering from watching octoporn... 😯😳

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@SabeanPagan @AWealls @adamhillscomedy Please, never abbreviate him to “PM”. He’ll read it as an elevation...

[Peatie @patpogpeg]

@tomjamesclark Shouldn’t she realise and then admit her own ignorance of her comments, then STAY on a panel of diverse women (and sometimes men), and learn more?