Lancaster Dodd

When you’re drunk, but you’re also a cartoon.

[Lancaster Dodd @patric_lang]

its really peaceful when you and your s/o decide to take a nap but they fall asleep and you dont so youre just big chillin maybe playin some sudoku while they are just snoozin and god Karen please come back I miss you and I miss the kids so fucking much we can work this ou

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

dumbass nigga was in a shootout with a squirrel LMFAOOOO

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

me realizing my netflix subscription went up to $23

[Lancaster Dodd @patric_lang]

*silence*

Nate: My buddy was takin’ a shit in the TJ Maxx the other day.

[Macklemore_REAL @Riceussy]

"Jesse where the fuck are we?" "Yo mista white! We in da radiohead concert"

[Lancaster Dodd @patric_lang]

@boburnham I told everyone that your AMNESIAC was coming a year later and no one believed me. I fucking knew it.

[Lancaster Dodd @patric_lang]

@littlecaesars Where’s my free fucking pizza?

[Lancaster Dodd @patric_lang]

These look the same to you? @littlecaesars

[Lancaster Dodd @patric_lang]

@littlecaesars It was a pickup order

[Lancaster Dodd @patric_lang]

@BradshawZoe @littlecaesars

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

doctor: [handing over newborn] what will you call him?

mr. and mrs. galilei: well, we really fuckin love our last name so

[i’m 6’4, by the way @honkwiggleton]

I love it in Creep when he says “I want a perfect body.” Imagine Thom Yorke with a perfect body

[‎ ً @HailEternal]

Batman a dumbass for this 😭

[Lancaster Dodd @patric_lang]

If she starts tap dancing, take her home.

[Lancaster Dodd @patric_lang]

I just scored 466,770 on Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory #pinball machine by @JJPinball 01998-1 via @wonkapinball

[Samuel J. May @sjmay92]

The Seventh Seal (1957) Dir. Ingmar Bergman

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Trainspotting (1996) dir. Danny Boyle

[MORBID AND VARIOUS @ohmyfuckinggod]

Kid Rock looks like a Tim Robinson character trying to beat jury duty