literally all the Mexico City fan content from this World Cup has been Mexican women hurling themselves at foreigners and Mexican men just being gay as hell 😭
Messi’s hattrick was against a bunch of Algerian goat herders & you called him goat, Mbappe’s brace was against repentant Iraqi militants & you said he owns the tournament.
But Ronaldo’s brace is “just Uzbekistan”, God punish you✋
The reason we're doing so well now is because ambitionless Debbie Downer-ass niggas like this ain't on the squad anymore.
Zoomericans believe in the Dream while Amerillennials are pessimists by nature.
Seeing the fan culture at this World Cup, bars being drunk dry, fans out about soaking up the cities they’re in and making an impression on the locals makes you realise how utterly shit Qatar 2022 was.
They want Lamine Yamal to be humble and have no ego when his club and national team look sunday league level without him 😹😹😹
I'd host a midget orgy party every week if I were him
Gaethje absorbing the Faustian Spirit from the deceleration of independence before beating the breaks off Topuria as a +350 underdog is just further proof this nation has a mandate from heaven