> Bill Gates
> Rizzless nerd
> Has Epstein help him get Russian prostitute
> Gates gets STD
> Asks Epstein for STD medicine
> Epstein helps him
> Gates worried his wife will get STD
> Gates asks Epstein for help secretly slipping antibiotics into her food
> Epstein gets annoyed
> Epstein tells Gates he doesn't want to hang out anymore
> Gates absolutely SEETHES
> Gates calls in his secret network of assassins (Microsoft staff)
> Epstein banned from Xbox Live