Patrick 🌩️

Manual Testing - Automation Testing - API Testing- Postman Penetration Tester.

AWS Cloud Security Associate at Virtually Testing Foundation

[Patrick 🌩️ @patrick7260]

@OleNtutuK @grok Is the governor father to wife of ngong?

[Daniel @danielholkss]

Does anyone have any random fun facts about a very niche subject. I'm bored and love learning random things

[Walter Ego @ItsWalterEgo]

The smartest players don’t grind.

They don’t compete.
They play asymmetrically.
They move when no one’s watching.

You’d be far ahead if you stopped chasing and started designing the game.

[Patrick 🌩️ @patrick7260]

@drjohnngeno Dr Ngeno habari

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

East or west,

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Reality after graduation will make you realize campus only helped you know the city and own a laptop.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Great speech by @nayibbukele!

[Patrick 🌩️ @patrick7260]

@adlerthebully I can help you with you assignment

[Patrick 🌩️ @patrick7260]

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[Patrick 🌩️ @patrick7260]

@drjohnngeno I can see you are from londiani

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🚨🇮🇷 Iran’s Vice President says they are in communication with 2 of President Raisi’s companions from the crash.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

BREAKING: IRANIAN EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT SAYS THEY ARE IN COMMUNICATION WITH 2 OF THE PRESIDENT’S COMPANIONS FROM THE CRASH

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Imagine one day you go to the bar to enjoy your favorite drink. You spot a beautiful woman seated all by herself and as a responsible citizen, you invite her to join you at your table and get the privilege of enjoying your company. After a few bottles, you agree to go home and continue with the conversation there throughout the night.
Three days later you notice she has started leaving a few of her cheap personal belongings in your house. She starts to get comfortable in YOUR house, asks you to go meet her parents and take a few domestic animals and money with you. Before you know it, she has started giving birth to her broke relatives in your house. Now she starts asking you puerile questions in your own house. Like, who is Miriam? Who is that woman you were speaking with on phone? Why are you coming back to this house at this time of the night? She even tells the watchman to lock you out of your own house if you return home late.

Just imagine😂😂

[Patrick 🌩️ @patrick7260]

@Elvis_Localman @Elvis_Localman He Elvis I asked about CO moving to England kindly advice on the pathway

[Patrick 🌩️ @patrick7260]

Hey Elvis is there a pathway to UK for someone with Diploma in Clinical Medicine, skilled path way?@Elvis_Localman

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

It's raining everywhere now. Put your umbrellas up.

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

PROCEDURE OF PURCHASING LAND IN KENYA

If you are buying land from an individual or group please follow the following STEPS to avoid being CONNED:

1 . Ask to see the TITLE DEED or Copy of the title deed. Then do a search at the ministry of lands to confirm who the real owners are or if the title has any CAVEAT on it, The search will cost you Sh 520.

https://t.co/nSthNZSTg0 a search with LOCAL AUTHORITIES to check of any unpaid land rates. If any, agree with the seller who will settle the land rates. NB :LAND can't be transferred if they are unpaid land rates.

3.Go to the ministry of lands and buy 2 Maps, one showing the exact measurements of the piece you are buying called (mutation) and the other showing the neighbouring lands, Each costs Sh 350.

4.With your 2 maps and a surveyor (you can do it yourself) visit the land you are buying and verify the details on the MAP. Check out all the beacons.

5.Sit down with your seller and bargain the price. Write down an agreement. The agreement can be done in the presence of a lawyer. According to LSK if the value of the land is below 1 million you pay the lawyer 3K, if it's above 1 million you pay the lawyer 8K for the agreement.

https://t.co/8bCtMbjGVV some amount as per your agreement, Don't pay everything Hata kama pesa uko nayo.

https://t.co/1TJIjx1miV a meeting with lands control board (LCB) They meet once every month. It will cost you Sh 1000.
LCB will issue consent for the land to be sold.

https://t.co/xeXumEYWU1 the remaining balance after getting consent from LCB.

9.Go to ministry of lands offices with your KRA PIN, 2 passport photos and a copy of the TITLE DEED to change ownership.
It will cost you Sh 5000.

https://t.co/KaL61wwn1g this stage you don't need the seller. Now go pay stamp duty, ie according to the VALUE of the land.
4% of sales value in municipalities &
2%of sales value in reserves.

https://t.co/jumLlNpJBC the land belongs to you, but before celebrating go to the ministry of lands &do a search to confirm if they have updated their RECORDS and it reads you.

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

ADVICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES :
1. Build a home earlier. Be it rural home or urban home. Building a house at 50 is not an achievement. Don't get used to government houses. This comfort is so dangerous. Let all your family have good time in your house.

2. Go home. Don't stick at work all the year. You are not the pillar of your department. If you drop dead today, you will be replaced immediately and operations will continue. Make your family a priority.

3. Don't chase promotions. Master your skills and be excellent at what you do. If they want to promote you, that's fine if they don't, stay positive to your personal.
development.

4. Avoid office or work gossip. Avoid things that tarnish your name or reputation. Don't join the bandwagon that backbites your bosses and colleagues. Stay away from negative gatherings that have only people as their agenda.

5. Don't ever compete with your bosses. You will burn your fingers. Don't compete with your colleagues, you will fry your brain.

6. Ensure you have a side business. Your salary will not sustain your needs in the long run.

7. Save some money. Let it be deducted automatically from your payslip.

8. Borrow a loan to invest in a business or to change a situation not to buy luxury. Buy luxury from your profit.

9. Keep your life,marriage and family private. Let them stay away from your work. This is very important.

10. Be loyal to yourself and believe in your work. Hanging around your boss will alienate you from your colleagues and your boss may finally dump you when he leaves.

11. Retire early. The best way to plan for your exit was when you received the employment letter. The other best time is today. By 40 to 50 be out.

12. Join work welfare and be an active member always. It will help you a lot when any eventuality occurs.

13.Take leave days utilize them by developing yr future home or projects..usually what you do during yr leave days is a reflection of how you'll live after retirement..If it means you spend it all holding a remote control watching series on Zee world, expect nothing different after retirement.

14. Start a project whilst still serving or working. Let your project run whilst at work and if it doesn't do well, start another one till it's running viably. When your project is viably running then retire to manage your business. Most people or pensioners fail in life because they retire to start a project instead of retiring to run a project.

15. Pension money is not for starting a project or buy a stand or build a house but it's money for your upkeep or to maintain yourself in good health. Pension money is not for paying school fees or marrying a young wife but to look after yourself.

16. Always remember, when you retire never be a case study for living a miserable life after retirement but be a role model for colleagues to think of retiring too.

17. Don't retire just because you are finished or you are now a burden to the company and just wait for your day to die. Retire young or whilst energetic to enjoy waking up for a cup of coffee, enjoy the sun, receive money from your business, visit nice place that you missed and spend good time with family. Those who retire late, spend about 95% of their time at work than with their family and that's why they see it difficult to spend time with their family when they retire but end looking for another job till they die. If they don't get another job, they die early.

18. Retire at your house than at government accommodation so that when you retire you can easily fit into the society that raised you. It's not easy to adjust to live in a location after spending more years at company house or at government house.

19. Never let your employment benefits make you forget about your retirement. Employment benefits are just meant to make you relax, get finished whilst time is moving. Remember when you retire no one will call you boss if you don't have a viable business.

[Fit With Dr Sam @FitWithDrSam]

Colon cleansing is specifically to detoxify your body from toxins that are causing digestive system disorders, weakness, bloating, nausea, mood swings, and skin problems.💯

Here Are 5 Things You Can Easily Do👇👇

[NaijaFarmer @Nig_Farmer]

#NaijaFarmerTips

Pile/Hemorrhoid Tip

The number of Emails, DM and Anon requesting for tips for Pile is in hundreds. Some have used the drugs recommended but little or no improvement.

It's painful and discomforting, when you have pile to walk straight will be a challenge. All your underwears will be soaked and messy.

For some it's challenging to use the rest room, some will be scared of relieving themselves due to fear of a prolapse & problem starts all over again.

In the farming communities, we have a way to solve this easily.

Follow these steps and hopefully you'll be fine.

- You need BITTER KOLA (3)
- You need RED ONIONS (3)
- You need clean water
- Grind the bitter kola
- Slice the Onions or chop it to small pieces
- Pour them in a pot and add water not more than 3 liters
- Boil it for at least 30mins
- Drink one tea cup twice a day
- Ensure you finish the water.

That will help your pile/hemorrhoid.

Note - This is for educational purposes not medical advice.

Share and Retweet to your followers they might need it or their friends.

Happy weekend my friend
Lanre NaijaFarmer