This is NOT AI.
The officer asks the Labrador, “How’s your evening going?”
Then he looks at the Chihuahua and asks, “Why does your friend look like that?”
The Chihuahua immediately looks like he’s trying to remember his password from 2009.
The Labrador drives off.
We’ve all got one friend like this.
Credit: redneck retriever
The greatest freedom on this rock we call earth is to learn to give as few a “f#%^s” as possible.
Do the right thing, don’t over explain, and hit hard. Thanks, and have a great day.
But will he win by a big enough margin to beat the cheat? Democrats learned their lesson in the past two presidential elections. They cheated in Philadelphia in such massive margins, it would’ve been embarrassing any place other than, well, Philadelphia. They didn’t care how embarrassing it was, however, even though Joe Biden “won” by a margin that was obviously fraudulent. The lapdog media swept the cheating under the rug, and we were stuck with an autopen presidency for four years. They got cocky and didn’t cheat enough in 2024 to beat the Trump landslide, and they’ll never let that happen again. They will unabashedly cheat by whatever it takes. This is why John Thune’s betrayal of all Americans by refusing to pass the Save Act was one of the most egregious acts of treachery in modern American history. Anyway let’s hope Spencer Pratt wins by a margin that is simply “too big to rig.”
This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂
“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.
He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.
One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.
I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.
VICTORY!
Congratulations to our Republican Senate nominee Ken Paxton!
24-year incumbent Senator John Cornyn has been DEFEATED in a complete blowout!
This is a political earthquake that will shape the Senate for years to come.
Pass the SAVE America Act!
Need a fence? What you really need is a deadhedge.
It's a barrier made of dead branches stacked between two rows of posts. You feed it with branches, fallen limbs, and woody yard debris. Over a season it becomes denser than most commercial fencing. Over years, the bottom layers compost down and the top gets refilled with whatever you trim that week.
Wrens, robins, and ground-foraging birds nest in the structure. Hedgehogs, field mice, frogs, and toads shelter in the base. Solitary bees, ladybirds, and beetles overwinter in the cavities.
Germany has been planting deadhedges as wildlife corridors since the 1990s. The UK uses them for riverbank restoration.
A wood fence costs thousands of dollars and supports no wildlife. A deadhedge costs nothing, gets denser every year, and provides habitat for dozens of species you want in your yard anyway.
Imagine the fate of 350,000,000 people being in the hands of 1 man?
Now imagine that 1 man is obviously working to harm them.
Now imagine he can be easily replaced by 27 of his peers voting “yes”.
Now imagine they won’t!
WTF do we do next?
#AllComplicit#SaveAmericaAct
The GOP Establishment is more upset at POTUS Trump for not endorsing John Cornyn in his election than they are at John Cornyn for not voting to secure America’s elections.
They all have to go.