The_Ugly_Barnacle

My car smells like black ice, basil, whiskey, and deceit

[The_Ugly_Barnacle @patrick_aspell]

You ever have big dick McGee spray is Snow White shower on you and you cry after??? Same. #picoloapp #Picolo

[The_Ugly_Barnacle @patrick_aspell]

*gets laid off from job*
*refuse to look for a new job*
*files for unemployment*
*doesn’t have enough money to party like the summer of 69*

*joins pyramid scheme?*

[The_Ugly_Barnacle @patrick_aspell]

@pulte Could really use that right about now

[The_Ugly_Barnacle @patrick_aspell]

@pulte I do!!!

[Gibran Saleem @GibranSaleem]

Your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now + the last thing you ate. My name is Sick Bat.

[The_Ugly_Barnacle @patrick_aspell]

@JeffreeStar Please!!!!!!

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[The_Ugly_Barnacle @patrick_aspell]

@pulte Please sir

[The_Ugly_Barnacle @patrick_aspell]

@pulte Please help me out boss cash app is $chadrooski

[The_Ugly_Barnacle @patrick_aspell]

@DavidDobrik Chadrooski

[The_Ugly_Barnacle @patrick_aspell]

@2TB_Adrian @pulte Chadrooski

[The_Ugly_Barnacle @patrick_aspell]

@pulte $chadrooski

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[The_Ugly_Barnacle @patrick_aspell]

Tempo by Lizzo @domchronicles

[The_Ugly_Barnacle @patrick_aspell]

Family tradition @domchronicles

[The_Ugly_Barnacle @patrick_aspell]

Friends in low places @domchronicles

[chloe iris @chloeikennedy]

oh to be a tiny lizard licking an orange.

[The_Ugly_Barnacle @patrick_aspell]

Big Macs for sacks @McDonalds @Chiefs @PatrickMahomes