Patrick Close

Here to share words of inspiration and comedic value

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“I finally found my rhythm when I realized that even the steps backward were part of the dance.” - Melody Godfred

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Realized today that the remedy for a low day is trying on suits at Men’s Wearhouse

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Update: it was migratory.

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I ate an entire coconut today. So far it’s not migratory.

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We all get lost in the sauce every so spaghetti.

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My brother said that I “want to build everything but good grades.” Ok?? Are we gonna make that biodiesel reactor or not?

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“Be grateful that on this raging sea, you have a mind to guide you.” - Marcus Aurelius

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Yeah sure sucking t*ts is great but have you ever had a White Chocolate Raspberry Shake from Whataburger?

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"The oceans do not apologize for their depth, nor do the mountains seek forgiveness for the space they take, so nor should you." - Unknown

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"Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as understood." - George Orwell, 1984

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"It's a disgrace in this life when the soul surrenders first while the body refuses to." - Marcus Aurelius

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"Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is yours." - Unknown

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"It's a rough business becoming a man" - Yellowstone

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"A person's rejection is God's protection." - Unknown Catholic Priest

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Just watched Pride & Prejudice for the first time. Was not expecting to be rizzed by Mr. Darcy like that.

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Doctor's office? Counseling? Sorry, Spotify is the only medicine I need thx

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@Gigem2022 I bit my lip reading this

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Not me on Quora again, late at night looking for answers from internet hooligans

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@Gigem2022 Poetic

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"People don't abandon the people they love, they abandon the people they're using." - Unknown Therapist