Patrick Eberle

Columbus, OH • WWHL Guest Bartender

[The Prop Dealer @thepropdealer]

10 legs ⚽️ 2 from each game.

All from my World Cup Models.

Betslip 🔗 https://t.co/nz5hgNMpNW

This is the perfect All Day Parlay.

Tailing?

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@PardonMyTake @hen_ease @DKSports Lance Stephenson tactics?!? @hen_ease never stood a chance.

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@stoolpresidente #LovelyGrey is the best looking horse in the Oaks. Look good. Play good. Rule #1 in sport.

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@BookitWithTrent Barry Larkin

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My wife has waged war on our household.

Mixing @starburst jellybeans with Brachs is an INSANE decision.

I’m not sure what recourse I have for this treachery but ALL options are on the table.

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@stoolgambling @Return_Of_RB @DKSportsbook It was always Akron.

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Lake Tahoe
Lake Placid
Lake Como

@usahockey owns Olympics on Lakes!!!

#Olympics2026

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@BarstoolBigCat Under 149.5. It’s against everything we believe in but it’s the play.

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Listen up, men. Look out those windows. The enemy hasn't just knocked on our door; it has staged a full-scale tactical occupation of the driveway. Local intel suggests eight inches of "powder," but my reconnaissance boots tell a different story: it’s heavy, it’s wet, and it’s heart-attack material.

Kiss your loved ones. Because today we dine in hell!

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I hope just one person listened. #CFPRankings

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If anyone likes free money, ND is +280 to NOT make the playoffs on DraftKings Sportsbook. #DKPartner 🧵

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NDIf #BYUFOOTBALL beats Texas Tech they will of course earn an automatic bid for winning their conference championship. However, if they lose, they will fall behind Miami and the CFP Committee will be forced to rank @NDFootball and @MiamiHurricanes For those with amnesia:

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If anyone likes free money, ND is +280 to NOT make the playoffs on DraftKings Sportsbook. #DKPartner 🧵

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There is one spot up for grabs in the 12 team #CFPplayoff during Championship weekend.

Alabama is IN regardless of a win or loss in the #SEC Championship game as they have already beat Georgia earlier this year (They are -1800 to make the playoff on @DKSportsbook)

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🚨 BREAKING: The LSU Tigers have their man. Ole Miss HC Lane Kiffin is set to be named the next head coach at LSU, per source.

It came down to the money and security: Florida's offer was heavily incentive-based, but LSU sealed the deal with a $15 MILLION/year guaranteed contract with fewer bonuses.

The SEC just got a whole lot spicier. 💰🐅 #LSU #HottyToddy #CFB

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@DKSportsbook 👑

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@DK_Assist May be something though

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The same people that broadcast this are the same people gatekeeping football from us on @YouTubeTV

I wish it didn’t make this much sense but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Booger McFarland: "I think Texas A&M's resume.... deserves to be No. 1."

Rece Davis: "Who do you think's better? That carries some weight too."

Joey Galloway: "Texas A&M is best analytically... I don't trust eye test as much as I trust analytics." #CFB #CFP

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@DK_Assist Refs robbing OSU vs Clemson in the CFP

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@Pick6 NFL

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#BarstoolGOTW