Patrick McDonald

[harry 🐯 @bhafc_harry]

he can go get it for another club

[SP @sspencerukk]

Imagine catching a whine off posh spice at your own wedding and cry arsing about it

Ungrateful bastard

[Elvis Buñuelo @Mr_Considerate]

Complicated perhaps, but not interesting. I’m not even sure it’s complicated.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Nah man not Alix Earle and Braxton Berrios

[Лайк! 🔻 @_Ventfull_]

When the camera panned across the couples in the Slavia Prague stadium

[Patrick McDonald @patrick_mcd7302]

@JayElHarris @TheStefanSmith It is!!

[Blayne @blayneagard]

Gyokeres making those runs in behind today

[Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Imperial courtiers belatedly realize that evil concubine not motivated entirely by love for Emperior

[Patrick McDonald @patrick_mcd7302]

@killdozed ye

[Patrick McDonald @patrick_mcd7302]

They need to stop making air hostesses do that dumbass sign language dance thing to show where the emergency exits are. If the plane crashes we’re gonna die anyway, no need to make everyone sit through that stupid demonstration.

[Patrick McDonald @patrick_mcd7302]

American girls be like “have you heard of this band Cage the Elephant”?

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Aw crap. I accidentally got addicted to the calculator that doesnt get anything right and was only invented six months ago. I let it do everything for me 🤦🏻‍♀️ But at least I have more free time to eat poop and crap from the toilet

[Patrick McDonald @patrick_mcd7302]

Asked her what her favourite cuisine was and she said kebabs

[Patrick McDonald @patrick_mcd7302]

Witnessed first-hand a man threatening to cut the throat of a homeless non-national today for no reason. Have we lost our minds? Such mindless cruelty.

[Apo @ozzyac3]

Eid mubarak to all my brothers

Sisters I will be messaging you individually

[Davie Fogarty @daviefogarty]

Reading books is now a waste of time.

AI reasoning models can distill key insights and tell you exactly how to implement them based on everything they know about you.

[t3mple @catyufan]

#EDtwt #EatingDat #EatingDatTwitter

[Patrick McDonald @patrick_mcd7302]

nerd

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: the problem with Rory and people like him is that he has an IQ of 110 and thinks he has an IQ of 130. This false arrogance drives so much elite failure over the last 40 years.

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

@hydromerchant @JDVance I’m standing by for the competition. Does it come before or after we measure our IQs against each other? Is there anything else we have to measure?