Willie_Primrose

[Willie_Primrose @patrick_owens]

@ashleyelizaball Got rid of all the old furniture on my porch. Waiting for Bar results. http://t.co/yErVpuRy

[Willie_Primrose @patrick_owens]

Governments are run by people. People can be bad. --Jesse Ventura.

[Willie_Primrose @patrick_owens]

I'd like to live in a culture that has a Tosh.0 equivalent that includes gratuitous female nudity.

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Two days on Allegra and i realize it is making me manic. Road rage. Mr. Productivity. Pissed all over toilet at Wendy's for the hell of it.

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More geezer convo: "You don't like basketball?" "It wouldn't bother me if they did away with it."

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I've had coffee at McDonald's 20+ days in a row. I must be old, homeless or retarded. Or maybe all 3 like this poor guy to my right. BHH.

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At McD's next to table of coffee-sipping geezers: "Did you go to the truck show?" "Truck show? I ain't that hard up for entertainment."

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What would the effect on America be if all commercials were as depressing as the ASPCA commercial with Sarah McClachlen? Please pull now.

[Terence McKenna @terencequotes]

"To my mind, conspiracy theory is a kind of flight from facing the fact that nobody is in charge." Terence McKenna

[Willie_Primrose @patrick_owens]

New meme: replace "douche" with "dwosh" (dwäsh).

[Willie_Primrose @patrick_owens]

Hopped up on Chilean beef and diet coke. I love Ryan's steakhouse.