Patrick Sterk

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@beingfrancake I am saving this receipt!!!! Francesca said Oklahoma “completely trounced Alabama”

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@beingfrancake You already pre-coping for the loss to A&M next week?

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@beingfrancake That was a foolish momentary lapse in judgment.

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@beingfrancake Only because you’re a witch. And also to show up the haters complaining about Texas’s strength of schedule.

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@dearloren Winners get washed!

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"Enjoy your shower, alright, baby?" - Treavor Scales

"I'm about to get washed. WINNERS GET WASHED!" - Fran Brown

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@dearloren Hey @beingfrancake, I think this Longhorn is broken. I’m trying to make fun of OU and she’s bringing it back to actual conversation.

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@dearloren We’re Oklahoma, we never know what we’re talking about. We just like to complain.

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@beingfrancake @billyliucci @AmandaMAtwell You know, y’all can just leave us out of any future conversations. 🙃

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@beingfrancake @billyliucci

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@dearloren Also, props to Baked Corn for bringing some baked corn, they’d be the one to do it. Plus Christmas cookies.

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@dearloren Can I get an invite to the Illegal Christmas Pot Luck Luncheon instead?

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@pinkey2theheart

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@dearloren He is too pure for this world 🥺

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@dearloren We already have that, look up 301.81 (F60.81)

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@beingfrancake When we all know it’s gonna be Oregon, Texas A&M, Boise State, and Army as the Top 4 seeds.

[qk @qkp_907]

@SickosCommittee

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Mizzou learning from Oklahoma that you can go from trailing by a TD to leading by a TD by simply scoring one and then doing a scoop and score.

[Patrick Sterk @patrick_sterk]

@beingfrancake He’s better than Seth Littrell.