Pat

Money's the only motive💸

My views do not necessarily reflect those of my employer.

[GameStop @gamestop]

$4 in store credit

[Pat @patrickakerman]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #MyXAnniversary

[Windscribe @Windscribe]

God forbid I want to peruse the web and look at stuff myself, instead of letting a soulless chatbox suck up 500 gallons of freshwater and cause a brownout in a rural Ohio town, all to pick a shitty couch for my living room.

[Pat @patrickakerman]

Nah this is fucked

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Gotta Catch ‘Em All.

[Mike Benz @MikeBenzCyber]

“The White House wants us to take down this meme of Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at a TV.”

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

nvm i figured it out

[🏴‍☠️CrazyBlazer🏴‍☠️ @CrrazyBlazer]

@DailyLoud Never forget what was taken from us

[Pat @patrickakerman]

@JohnstoneYT That's fucking SICK

[Matt Rife @mattrife]

NEW HAMPSHIRE! Ya’ll broke the Attendance Record at SNHU Arena 🥰 I love you!

[Pat @patrickakerman]

@JohnstoneYT U wilin

[Mac @MacMiller]

I just wanna go on tour

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

This is for you, Malcolm. 🕊️

[Pat @patrickakerman]

@JohnstoneYT @sunniettv @RaidAway @Kwikpanik Gotta start mewing more brother 😎

[Pat @patrickakerman]

@JohnstoneYT @Pokemon Open boba

[Pat @patrickakerman]

OK Hitler 1

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED

[Pat @patrickakerman]

Let me know why I can literally roll a whole joint in under 40 seconds but blunts take like 8 fucking years. They're the most annoying thing in the world to roll, and fuck you if you think otherwise. Every time I roll one I wanna lose my shit

[Pat @patrickakerman]

@gianniandkyle Factual.

Other musical Jons worth mentioning: Jon Brion

[Walt Disney Studios @DisneyStudios]

Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. 💙

Watch the new trailer for #LiloAndStitch and see the movie, only in theaters May 23!

[Pat @patrickakerman]

@JohnstoneYT I got this from a wonder pick last night LMAO

[greg @greg16676935420]

If the IRS fires 6,000 people today who’s going to keep an eye on my $17 venmo transactions