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Redpanda Hustler. Opinions are my own.

[Ƹ`◠ᴥ◠⸂Ʒ @patrickangeles]

Evergreen tweet.

[Ƹ`◠ᴥ◠⸂Ʒ @patrickangeles]

@iavins Big table / hbase

[Ƹ`◠ᴥ◠⸂Ʒ @patrickangeles]

@PIXIES Did these just go on sale? Already sold out!!!

[Ƹ`◠ᴥ◠⸂Ʒ @patrickangeles]

AI will encode the hegemony.

[Elizabeth Laraki @elizlaraki]

I'm talking at a conference later this year (on UX+AI).

I just saw an ad for the conference with my photo and was like, wait, that doesn't look right.

Is my bra showing in my profile pic and I've never noticed...? That's weird.

I open my original photo.
No bra showing.

I put the two photos side by side and I'm like WTF...

Someone edited my photo to unbutton my blouse and reveal a made-up hint of a bra or something else underneath. 🤨

Immediately, I email the conference host.
(FYI he is a great, respectable guy with 5 kids at home.)

He is super apologetic and immediately looks into the issue.

He quickly reports back that the woman running their social media used a cropped square image from their website.

She needed it to be more vertical, so she used an AI expand image tool to make the photo taller.

AI invented the bottom part of the image (in which it believed that women's shirts should be unbuttoned further, with some tension around the buttons, and revealing a little hint of something underneath). 🤯

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FYI the conference organizers were super apologetic and took down all of the content with that photo.

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

University Commas https://t.co/n1kBeKhCzv

[Red Panda Network @RedPandaNetwork]

Wow... 88 zoos around the world celebrated #InternationalRedPandaDay this year! 🤩

We are so grateful this adorable and important species is getting the attention it deserves. With your help, we raised over $11,000 for red panda conservation on #IRPD 🥰

Thank you for all your support and partnership; we couldn't save red pandas without you!

📸: @aucklandzoo

#irpd2024 #internationalredpandaday2024 #redpanda #redpandaconservation #redpandanetwork #aucklandzoo #zoopartnership #zoos #zooconservation #savetheredpanda #firstpanda #lastofthefirstpanda #redpandas #rpn #panda

[Ƹ`◠ᴥ◠⸂Ʒ @patrickangeles]

@eatonphil Iceberg supports atomic rename (available in some filesystems like hdfs but not object stores)

[Al Green @algreen]

😂

[Ƹ`◠ᴥ◠⸂Ʒ @patrickangeles]

@gunnarmorling @andyhattemer @MaterializeInc Tall / grande / venti

[ScyllaDB @ScyllaDB]

Since #ScyllaDB and @redpandadata are built for data-intensive applications, it makes perfect sense to set up a CDC integration between the two. See how to set one up using a Debezium CDC connector that's compatible with #Kafka Connect. https://t.co/zw2zFLK5SQ

#techtip #Rustlang

[🕹️ Alexander Gallego ⚡️ @emaxerrno]

Low latency, vector db with BYOC now paired with redpanda - tip top combo

https://t.co/ZxKCMH3Cr8

[Ƹ`◠ᴥ◠⸂Ʒ @patrickangeles]

🤣😆😂

[Ƹ`◠ᴥ◠⸂Ʒ @patrickangeles]

🤣😂😆😵☠️💀

[Gospel Chadvocate 🪨 🥫 🇵🇸 @CaneRidgeSSR]

Notice how the barrel of Walz’s gun is pointed away from his dog.

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

Is this you getting locked up by Kamala for weed or for your kid being late or missing school? Yes or Yes?

[Ƹ`◠ᴥ◠⸂Ʒ @patrickangeles]

@dieworkwear Would be interesting to learn about periods in history in any civilization where fashion wasn’t coded as frivolous/feminine.

[Ƹ`◠ᴥ◠⸂Ʒ @patrickangeles]

@MarcJBrooker But then people ask for low latency geo distributed systems and CAP is a great way to explain the tradeoffs since network latency ~= network partition.

[Ƹ`◠ᴥ◠⸂Ʒ @patrickangeles]

@TigerBeetleDB Gaming
Tech
E-commerce
Rideshare
Supply chain / logistics
Nav / self driving / telemetry
Transportation
Are those wall st bro-kers?
Payments

[Ƹ`◠ᴥ◠⸂Ʒ @patrickangeles]

🤣😆😝😂🤪🤣

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

God wanted Donald Trump to live so he can lose to a black woman.

[Ƹ`◠ᴥ◠⸂Ʒ @patrickangeles]

@Southernwineus Is this the bizarro British version of the Shamwow guy?

[Nicolae Vartolomei @nvartolomei]

I believe this is pretty neat! 😉

Write caching: drive your workloads up to 90% faster

https://t.co/Wq8tDU1mUA

[Ƹ`◠ᴥ◠⸂Ʒ @patrickangeles]

What up Docs?!!!! 🐰🥕

[🕹️ Alexander Gallego ⚡️ @emaxerrno]

proud to see the docs team being recognized

... documentation is actually such hard work to keep up to date, relevant, etc, for the 10seconds span that developers have when browsing

https://t.co/YRtehxcxaQ