Patrick

surfs up

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

Stomach is a weird word could be renamed

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

Jim carrey and tom brady could be cousins

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

Candi Milo | Talking Voices (Part 1) https://t.co/Ko87cFaCuX via @YouTube

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

Mr. Lawrence | Talking Voices (Part 1) https://t.co/ijuXdetz7l via @YouTube

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

Kevin Michael Richardson | Talking Voices (Part 1) https://t.co/K63EKh6p7T via @YouTube

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

@AmazonHelp I want to shop and jam

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

@Roddy404 3rd goal line fumble by ridder 🗑️

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Desmond Ridder is absoluteley addicted to fumbling the ball on the 1 yd line

[Denny Carter @CDCarter13]

probably jonnu smith leading the falcons in receiving

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

Make oven doors open sideways and make editing iphone home screen not a mess

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

I have a very good idea

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

I can’t believe they made oil out of babies

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

@PFTCommenter

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

@PFTCommenter Your kicker is blasting 135 curls on the sidelines

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

Dropping 20s in arbys like its my job

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

Im callin it. Within 5 years sketchers will be drippy.

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

@_DT_fitness @barstoolsports @c4energy The future looks bright

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

Dont put ur cheese where ur fish is

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

The chargers are about to start eating wings on the sideline

[Patrick @patrickarmstron]

Done some listening to claude debussy and have realized nobodys made more bangers than claude