Patrick Best

[Patrick Best @patrickbest]

@megynkelly Have you always been this desperate for attention, or did I just not notice in the past. Seems kike you’ve been particularly needy in the last few months. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

[Patrick Best @patrickbest]

@Mike_Pence Has any other President almost had their VP killed by an angry treasonous mob? Asking for a friend.

[Patrick Best @patrickbest]

@hollisgillespie I hear fentanyl-laced blow is really a problem now. Isn’t that like spiking 5-Hour Energy Drink with Unisom? I don’t get it.

[Patrick Best @patrickbest]

Illegal immigrants aren't getting stimulus checks, Dr. Seuss isn't getting cancelled, and nothing about your life is going to be worse because Mr. is being taken off the name of a toy potato.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Are you fucking kidding me

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

When I took office three weeks ago, America didn’t have a plan or enough supplies to vaccinate most of the country. But my team got right to work, and as of today, we’ve increased weekly vaccine shipments by nearly 30% and purchased enough vaccines to vaccinate all Americans.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Frodo was the underdoge,
All thought he would fail,
Himself most of all.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Bought some Dogecoin for lil X, so he can be a toddler hodler

[💸💸💸 @itsALLrisky]

Why will #DogecoinRise?

- it’s cheap
- it’s funny
- it’s ironic
- cute dog much wow
- celebrity endorsement
- it’s anti-establishment
- people want a single unit of something, not a fraction #DogeBowl #Dogecoin

[Patrick Best @patrickbest]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Are you really THAT stupid?

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

The hypocrisy of the Trump thuggery can be epitomized by a seditious rioter beating a police officer at the Capitol with an American flag. It was never about the flag, or “blue lives matter.” These were mere props in a movement fueled by power, injustice, and racism.

[Patrick Best @patrickbest]

@SadlerVaden \m/

[NIO @NIOGlobal]

NIO delivered 5,291 vehicles in November 2020, a new monthly record representing a solid 109.3% year-over-year growth. https://t.co/ildrR7ol4K

[Keenan Willard @KeenanNBC]

BREAKING: Texas National Guard troops arrive to provide mortuary support to El Paso.

A unit of 36 soldiers have been assigned to help work through a backlog of close to 240 bodies at the county morgue.

[Patrick Best @patrickbest]

A Giant Fund Sold Apple and Intel Stock. It Bought NIO and Zoom Video Stock. - Barron's https://t.co/5iCmkMfClW

[Daily Caller @DailyCaller]

Here is the Rudy Giuliani clip from Borat.

What do you think?
https://t.co/geKs2Jpd7F

[Patrick Best @patrickbest]

@SadlerVaden Congrats!

[Patrick Best @patrickbest]

This song was inspired by #QAnon, the #Illuminati, Lizard People, and blood-drinking celebrity Democrats. Hope you enjoy it.

https://t.co/YyPsC6L5N7

[Patrick Best @patrickbest]

I never find a box of ballots. [Kicks rock.]

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

FOUND A BOX OF BALLOTS IN A CREEK