Patrick Bonsignore

mostly politics and animal tweets

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Patrick Bonsignore @patrickbons]

Sun Chips are making a comeback

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

A better Whopper made for you, perfect down to the last bite. There’s a new king and it’s you!

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

We need to defeat Susan Collins. That work can’t wait until June. So we plan to make clear to Mainers starting today: Susan Collins is not on our side.

Every dollar you donate to the ActBlue link in the reply will go directly behind this ad, to taking back this Senate seat.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

Congratulations to our Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate, @JulianaStratton!

[Patrick Bonsignore @patrickbons]

@DMVAdventures This is a great account

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I’m asking for your vote because as president, I will get up every day and fight for the American people.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Tomorrow.

https://t.co/VbrfuqVy9P

[Eric Bravo @_ericbravo]

Really proud to have cut this latest piece and have worked with the best team, @mattsmcl @jingquu @patrickbons @lizoxhorn and many others, to share this story.

[David Plouffe @davidplouffe]

If you have a moment today, share this powerful and heartbreaking message from Hadley with your various networks.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

After a violation of their bodies, survivors of rape and incest are being told they cannot make decisions about what happens to them next—all because of Trump Abortion Bans.

This is immoral. Women and girls like Hadley deserve better.

[Brian Fallon @brianefallon]

Kamala Harris, just yesterday on school shootings: “It does not have to be this way”

Trump-Vance ticket today: School shootings are a “fact of life”

[Eric Owens @ericowensdc]

“Thank you Joe” chants again.

Biden, the utter mensch, ad libs “and thank you Kamala, too.”

#DemConvention2024

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

President Biden at the DNC: "Democracy has prevailed. Democracy has delivered. And now, democracy must be preserved."

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We believe in a future where every person has the opportunity not just to get by, but to get ahead. Where every senior can retire with dignity.

But Donald Trump wants to take our country backward.

We are not going back.

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

To those who never wavered, to those who refused to doubt, to those who always believed, my heart is full of gratitude.

Thank you for the trust you put in Joe—now it’s time to put that trust in Kamala.

Love,
Jill

[Naomi Biden @NaomiBiden]

I’m nothing but proud today of my Pop, our President, Joe Biden, who has served our country with every bit of his soul and with unmatched distinction. Not only has he been—and will continue to be—the most effective president of our lifetime, but he has likely already cemented himself as the most effective and impactful public servant in our nation’s history. He has been at the center of, and had a material impact on, literally every single major issue that our country and world has faced for 50 years. Our world is better today in so many ways thanks to him. To the Americans who have always had his back, keep the faith. He will always have ours.