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Whatever's clever

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Let’s all grow chops!!!!
@elonmusk

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@toddbarry @RobertOlker

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Me: I think I like Jonathan Richmans stuff with the original Modern Lovers better than his later solo stuff and even his stuff as Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers

Her: I think I see my friends

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What is the female equivalent of a dad bod? I want that

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@RobertOlker Down here we call that a Six Mile house cat

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I once failed a biology test because I had the answers to the exam and didn’t feel right about using them. @RobertOlker @randall_wolfe Go!

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How honest are you?

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Friends relationship advice: just be yourself
Me: yeah you’re right

Narrator: They were in fact not right

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If you start a sentence with “I’m not a racist.” You are about to be a racist

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You ever stop and think where you would have fit in, in prehistoric society? Haha... yeah me neither

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@dennisfeinstien Stranger Things soundtrack by moon taxi?

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@RobertOlker Thank you buddy that means more than you know

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Appreciate someone today

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Teachers be like:
“You know I keep that thing on me”

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Wears sign saying “I’m an idiot but I mean well”

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Tempted to go to a group text from 4 weeks ago with over 10 people and like a text Just so everyone opens their phone for no reason.

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@RobertOlker

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