Pat

I’m not going to, so quit asking

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Pat @patrickbshores]

How is it 2026 and Europe still doesn’t have AC

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

Celebrities who have supported Texas football

vs.

Celebrities who have supported Texas A&M football

#AggieFactThursday

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE MOMENT THAT SECURED GOLD FOR TEAM USA MEN'S HOCKEY 🇺🇸

(via @NBCOlympics)

[Pat @patrickbshores]

Having a kid gotta give you that extra kick to do plumbing cause ts is so ass sometimes

[Pat @patrickbshores]

Get my breakfast in so I can get my nicotine in

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

Stillwater teen Jesse Butler walks free after multiple rape charges, zero jail time.

Jesse Butler will serve no jail time.
Not a day.
Not a weekend.
Nothing.

Just counseling, curfews, community service, and supervision until he turns 19.

This week’s final sentencing paperwork dropped, and that’s why the entire internet snapped at once.

Because the newly surfaced details show exactly what he did:

– Multiple rapes
– Strangulation
– Two victims
– Recorded evidence
– Prior protective-order violation

And after all that, he walked out of court adjusting his cuffs like he was late to brunch.

Prosecutors originally sought 78 years.
Then the judge reclassified him as a “youthful offender” a judge with documented ties to his family.

The question remains: why did power protect violence in this situation?

[Pat @patrickbshores]

@moejoeryzen72 @Bbrasky444 @LonghornJoker ?? Okay buddy

[Pat @patrickbshores]

@moejoeryzen72 @Bbrasky444 @LonghornJoker 22-1 in the past two years against teams not named Georgia or Ohio State. God forbid one slip up

[Pat @patrickbshores]

@72GymMom @TylerLaFrance @EmmanuelAcho @TexasFootball Well the committee will cherry pick. Plus they are taking strength of schedule into account this year (which Texas is at #6)

[Pat @patrickbshores]

@miathebandit

[Pat @patrickbshores]

@wjacobm @aSoonerholic @secnumbersguy Have a great day man😂 once again my bad

[Pat @patrickbshores]

@TylerLaFrance @EmmanuelAcho @TexasFootball My friend, this is not news to anyone with half a brain. Use the other side and make a better argument. Very surface level right now

[Pat @patrickbshores]

@TylerLaFrance @EmmanuelAcho @TexasFootball Honestly doesn’t matter whether Texas gets in or not. They made their own bed and they’ll have to live with it

[Pat @patrickbshores]

@TylerLaFrance @EmmanuelAcho @TexasFootball So 1 loss discredits 9 wins? Cause no one is talking about OSU or Georgia games

[Pat @patrickbshores]

@TylerLaFrance @EmmanuelAcho @TexasFootball So 1 loss discredits 3 wins that no other team in the country has?

[Pat @patrickbshores]

@JohnMassingale4 Yet beat two playoffs teams (possibly 3)

[John Bianco @UT_Bianco]

TEXAS IS …

🤘🏻ONLY team to beat 3 AP or CFP Top-10 teams at time of game
🤘🏻ONLY team with 2 wins over teams currently ranked in CFP Top 10
🤘🏻ONLY team with 3 wins over current CFP top-15 teams
🤘🏻FIRST team since LSU (2019 National Champs) to beat 3 AP top-10 teams in a season