NATHAN FIELDER: So you see he's ordering 55 burgers and 55 fries and 55 tacos and 55 pies and 55 Cokes and so on.
ELIZABETH HOLMES: Yes.
NATHAN FIELDER: So why is that funny?
ELIZABETH HOLMES: Because he's...doing...something?
BILLY EVANS: That's enough for now. Cut the camera.
Breaking: the Arizona Cardinals are finalizing a deal to trade WR Marvin Harrison, sources tell me and @RapSheet.
The team informed Harrison this morning that he will be inactive for Sunday’s game vs Detroit as details of the trade are finalized.
Debate has sparked over what gen 1 Pokemon would make the best NFL QB. I did the heavy lifting with this definitive list and player comparison.
1. Mewtwo = Pat Mahomes
2. Alakazam = Peyton Manning
3. Blastoise = Matthew Stafford
4. Machamp = Cam Newton
5. Gengar = Caleb Williams
Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!
The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.
LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.
BREAKING: Wendy’s franchisee operating 314 locations files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, as the burger chain struggles through 6 straight quarters of same-store sales declines.