Patrick Coady™

Takin it sleazy since 92'. Fan of snapbacks, all things hockey and brand new socks.

[Forrest Griffin @ForrestGriffin]

I'm pretty sure pistachios are 40% more additive then black tar heroin

[Mike Kelly @MikeKellyNHL]

So Free Agent Frenzy Day set to conclude with 63 signings totalling $411,900,000......Definitely one of the craziest FA days in memory.

[AirdrieRodeoProbs @AtownRodeoProbs]

Another year in the books! Until next year my beauties, I salut you #AirdrieRodeoProbs

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

If you're thinking about going to see The Lone Ranger, just fucking don't.

[Brian McGrattan @bigern10]

#WeAreCalgary

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

@tkeith1106 difference between freedom of speech and being an ignorant prick, figure it out.

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

@SauceHockey just in time to sauce around a few sandbags #needthehelp

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

@tkeith1106 grow up kid, show some respect.

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

If she's one in a million, there's 38 of her in California. #truth

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

@mishkalynn must've been a mistake, no one wants you there. #Uhhhhsmellyalater

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

That awkward moment when... http://t.co/vrkFQajEdM

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

@Nulty92 yeah long distance relationships sure are a struggle. #pigeon

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

If I had a bucket of dicks I wouldn't give her the handle. #oldmantalk

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

I wanna running drop kick Roy from shipping wars right in the chest and set his cat on fire #heytwitter

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

Paydays are the best days. #throwinhundids

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

If McDonald's retweets you, that's your tell tail sign that you've made it big. #dollarmenu

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

I don't even remember which way I shoot #retired @Nulty92 @fowl

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

Building a slapshot regatta cage for summer. #terrordome @Nulty92 @Fowls11 @ph

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

HA

[Patrick Coady™ @patrickcoady5]

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