Patrick Crofts

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@TheAndrewBrady Cheers mate, could you follow me and I’ll dm you? Assuming it’s still available.

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@gammyhandinit @glastonbury @GlastoLive @secretglasto Well done mate!

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@markriccioni @OllieMarriage Could the plate be persuaded from the car?

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@EastStandDan They’re down by your knees anyway aren’t they??

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@TobiOlasupo Yes please, is it still available?

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Yea I’m trans.
Transporting this beer to my mouth so I can drink it

Yea I’m pan.
Gonna opan this beer and drink it

Yea I’m poly.
Poly gonna dwink 18 beers tonight

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@gammyhandinit I don’t think that, Adam does!

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@joncoupland On this?

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@Jamesonthebench Hi James, could I have your friends details, please?

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@EastStandDan Assuming if you’re gas safe, you’re a plumber… company I work for might have some vacancies, site temps though!

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@gammyhandinit Shite!

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@EastStandDan He’s in the Vatican mate

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@I_Skream Thinking of going in January, any recommendations?

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@EastStandDan Whenever he plays I sit there willing him to just do something that gives a glimpse of whatever it is we bought him for. He looks lost

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@Pu55yman_Dan Dan genuine question, how do you get t-shirts that are so figure hugging?

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@gammyhandinit Well done Luke! Is that water or pure sweat?

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@gammyhandinit Go well, Luke! It’s a marathon, not a sprint…

[Patrick Crofts @patrickcrofts]

@JDennisonCars The car and the driveway look fantastic! Do you know what he’s asking for the car?