Patrick

Aspiring hand model (fan account)

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Middle-aged white ladies cover their homes with reminders to live, laugh, and love, but then wake up and choose violence.

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America’s Got Talent, but the judges are all Muppets

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The two genders

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@HiltonHotels Three days to reach out when I’m literally staying there 💀 😭 😆 thanks for the laugh!

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@HiltonHotels Hi, Hilton I’ve messaged and am not getting any response so I’m going to bed

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@progressive fix your app. Every time you go to add the id card to your apple wallet you’re kicked out of the app. Ridiculous

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M - Marianne, flip it around, Williamson

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No one:
The current #Jeopardy! champ:

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The two genders

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Needed to download another one… 💀

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Half of my apps are MFA apps to access my other apps

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Miss Musgraves wrote “Loneliest Girl” specifically for me

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🏃‍♂️

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I’ve still never seen an episode of Survivor and am still convinced I could win it all

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Need this tattooed on the inside of my eyelids

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Half of my apps are MFA apps to access my other apps

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I thought this was Karen Huger for a second… #MetGala #RHOP

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“Everybody Wants to be a Cowboy” is only partially inspired by me

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Miss Musgraves wrote “Loneliest Girl” specifically for me

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Miss Musgraves wrote “Loneliest Girl” specifically for me

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I grew up in New York City
Since I was born on

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I grew up in New York City
Since I was born on

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This feels like it should be bigger news