Patrick Harris

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

@WSJBrad

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

Going on month 6 of being an over-the-ear headphones guy since losing my AirPods in the trash.

Ask me anything, 🧵…

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

@jsthots1 @Mike_kim714 Maybe next time pal

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

Treating tonight’s @Costco run as my legacy-defining game 7 before these tariffs blow my back out

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

@notgnatalie A man’s inner canal is not for the world to see!

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

I just got #ordained online as a minister of the Universal Life Church! https://t.co/neO7GW7x7Z via @ulcmonastery

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

@ForePlayPod

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

Can’t get anyone to see the Brutalist with me 😔

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

@USAA_help Sure, would make sense if it was a 10-15% or even 25% increase in pricing. But 50%….

Given this was my 2nd billing cycle, seems like clear predatory pricing. Offer customers below market rates, and then jack up once acquired, with no acknowledgement that the OG rate was a promo

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

@USAA you raised my 6 mos. car insurance premiums from $1,200 to $1,800. Same car, same coverage, same state, no accidents.

Is there any other industry where you can hike subscription costs by 50% within 6 mos. without any change in service, customer exp, etc.? @USAA_help

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

@jsthots1 @getnickwright He’s just regurgitating facts

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

@jsthots1

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

@HeroDividend @Naterade0

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

@Naterade0 Bad take!

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

If you got on the elevator after me, I have right of way to get off before you. Enough already

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

@WSJBrad Like an indecent proposal

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

@Naterade0 Same page about what? Littering??

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

Me, still physically sound, as I slowly feel the food poisoning come on after trying a new Chinatown spot for lunch

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

Grow up, Bill.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

This is a great price. The Los Angeles Lakers won the week. They have a real chance to get their 13th title now.

[Patrick Harris @patrickfharris]

@WSJBrad Use of palpable here doesn’t feel right